Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

TO ALL THE GIRLIES OUT THERE, THIS POST WILL APPEAL TO YOU! SO GO AHEAD READ AND ENJOY!

Hey! hey! hey! everyone! my darling just gave me special permission to blog for him and so I shall do a public service to my wonderful females out there and write a chick-friendly post with a TINGE on surajdeepness!

So my boyfriend loves soccer, just in case you didn't know. More specifically Man U.

Thank God he loves me more. hehe. =)

So being a girlfriend of a boy who is crazy about Man U and everything it has to offer
(this is despite me telling him that those red men do not give a rats ass if you're in full Man U gear for a game!)

I watch Man U games often.

Yup, usually this is the scene:

There I am snoozing away to a stupid game with 22 silly grown men chasing a tiny white ball, when i'd hear occasionally sounds from my sides that go something like,

"what the fuck?!"
"what the hell?!"
"it's bloody offside!!!"
"he's gonna get a red card for that, hyuck! hyuck!"

So to keep myself away from the yawness that just wants to envolope me and let me drift of to sweet dreamland, what do I do?

Though I think the game is seriously overhyped, there are enough cute guys to feed a tiny nation of lusting young women.

muahahha!

So here are my top 3 hotties, from the silly red team by oh-so-cute boyfriend adores,

CHRISTIANO RONALDO

Now you girlies gotta agree with me, he's the hottest innit? I mean COMMON! The good looks are screaming out for babes, come get me! And oh I would, if my hand would melt into the screen!

WEEEEUUUWIIPPP!

and topless Topless TOPLESSS!!

*wipes drool off keyboard*

Now that's what I'm talking about baby, ABS!

VAN NISTLEROY

To me he's got more grown up good looks comapred to ronaldo. Like more chisled features, gorgoues oh-my-gawd-i-just-want-to-drown-in-your-dimples dimples.

and a close up! albeit he isn't that hot in these pictures, but watch that sweaty red men running around a well manicured field, you'd know what I mean!

RIO FERDINAND

Okie fine, scoff at me! I think he's cute! I like the bad boy good looks! Plus he's got this Latin edge to him! I liiikkkeee!

and of cause I LOOOOVEEE his corn rose!

I don't know who the hell that guy is, but what would I give to be in his shoes!

and of course once again topless Topless TOPLESSSSSSS!

edgy edgggyyy! oh ya and it doesn't hurt that he's the most expensive defender so far.

kerrchinnnnggg! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Alrighty then, now that i've contributed my share about my knowledge of soccer to the 'chicks' who read this goddam blog thinking, when is he ever going to put somethink I give a fuck about,

I shall return to my humble abode right here in two cents worth --> me!me!my bloggie!me!me!

check me out if you like what you see.

xoxo,
Nimz: the devil's advocate

PS Special thanks to my sweetiepie for introducing me to a world of cutepossibilities in the land of old trafford.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:49 PM,
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