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The Top 10 Ways to tell someone their fly is open

Heh. Let's do poor old Koizumi a favour. He sure seems to be at a loss for words. Tho im sure he's more than content allowing Bush to embarass himself in front of the ever watchful media eye. Anyhow, I figured i'd start a caption competition with the above picture. Lemme get the ball rolling with my entry, "Koizumi: i had no idea the bushfires back home were this bad." Leave your entries in the comments section!

So, i'm sure we've all been in Koizumi's shoes before which led me to compile a list of the best ways to tell someone their fly's open.

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. I see you have an opening in senior management.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts!

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