Sure, she may very well have been indeed voted by Esquire Magazine as the sexiest chick alive. Who reads Esquire anyway? My guess would be a bunch of crazy lesbians craving masculine features on their fellow women?
Jessica is definitely not ugly but she is far from being sexy. Take a look at her shoulders. They're the same size as rugby props. She seriously has to quit the weights and do some yoga. If a magazine wants to do a Sexiest Woman Alive issue, they should contact me. I'm the only person qualified to make that call. Not the actress, not her publicist and not their money. Me and only me! Heh.
I came across a couple of her pictures from the premiere of the film, Elizabethtown and my fears are closed to being confirmed, she may yet be a tranny. Like I said before, she ain't ugly… for a transsexual that is. She's way too bulky and frankly, I find her very intimidating. She’s like the 'women' you'd meet travelling in Thailand. You think you're hooking up with some hot local, only to discover it's a dude.
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