The Pervert Test

1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

2. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it, and women love to get their hands on?
4. What goes in hard and solid then comes out soft and sticky?

5. What is long, hard and round and sticks so far out a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

6. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?

7. What is it that a woman has two and a cow has four?

8. What assists an erection, often has big balls hanging from it, and is also called a big swinger?

9. What do you stick poles inside of, tie down to get it up. and also gets wet before you do?

10. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

11. What do you stick your finger in and fiddle with when you're bored? The best man always has me first.

12. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

13. What comes in many sizes, drips when it is not well, and makes you feel good when you blow it?

14. When I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.

15. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.

16. What has a stiff shaft, has a penetrating tip, and comes with a quiver?

17. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

18. What's brown and sticky?

Post your answers in the comments section! I'd release the answers which i got fresh from the local nuns in a couple of days! Heh.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 5:46 PM,
1 Fancy Pitting Your Footballing Knowledge Against Mine?

1 Comments:

At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 The letter W.

2 Coconut.

3 A $100 bill.

4 Bubblegum.

5 His head.

6 Shake hands.

7 Legs.

8 A crane.

9 A tent.

10 A dentist.

11 A wedding ring.

12 An elevator.

13 A nose.

14 A newspaper boy.

15 A glove.

16 An arrow.

17 A bird.

18 A Brown Stick

 

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