Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Oh Britney, Britney!

So you guys remember Britney right? She's the teen pop princess la di da di da.

I remember I was Sec 1 when I first heard "Baby one more time". And I thought it was the most rocking song EVER!

*sigh* gone are the days of bubble gum pop!

But anyhow we all remember her don't we? Minimal make up, dirty blond hair, sweet, slim and well a pop PRINCESS.

Pretty right?

And then suddenly, "Oops I did it again". Honestly I thought that song was a bit lame. Like you know she was trying tooo hard to maintain that same standard? But that kinda song just grows on you. So does that red suit. And so did she!

Man, she is gorgeous here. Excellent make up, the staright hair makes sleek, sexy and grown-up!

And then "i'm a slave for you" came along, and teen pop princess was princess no more! Man was she sexy in that video! She showed just the right amount of skin and she look..well.. too put it simply...WOAH! hehe!

And of course we remember the whole wearing a skin coloured suit episode at one of the awards show. Woah!

She was really not a girl, neither a woman.

In suraj's words "ooohh mama!" hehehe!

It's obvious i'm a britney fan. She's actually not that slim, but when it's time to put on a show or a photoshoot, she shapes up....GOOD!

Otherwise, she still maintains her "standard" outside you know?

But than she met that Kevin Ferdeline, or whatever his name is! And her life seems to be upside-down!

Even in that pregnant song where her boobs look humongous, she still look sweet. Minimal make days back again.

But i'm disappointed now. You want to know what she looks like now?

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LIKE WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT?

Okie so maybe as a mom, she doesnt have time to take care of herself. I'll give her that, celebs are people too.

And pregnancy does make you fat, I get that too.

BUT THAT TOP!??!! Who does she think she is?! Lenny Kravitz?!?!?!

UGH! UGH! UGH!

You're right Britney, you're really not a girl not yet a woman.

You're just....................*i have no words* ....................

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:09 PM,
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