Work Versus Prison


In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell

At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get 3 meals a day.

At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all doors for you.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.

In prison you get your own toilet.

At work you have to share.

In prison they allow you to visit family and friends.

At work you can't even speak to family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can enjoy many programs which you can leave at anytime.

At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.

At work we call them managers.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:25 PM,
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1 Comments:

At 6:06 PM, Blogger Dirty Dan said...

you could atleast link stuff back to mine if you copy it :(

and what the f is 'this is old trafford'?

do you have a sign at the entrance of the tunnel at old trafford with those words or did u just.. copy that too?

 

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