So thats Scarlett Johansson looking her ever boobolicious self on the red carpet at this mornings live telecast of the Golden Globes. Its all fine and dandy till she decides to let a reporter feel her up on national tv! You can almost imagine whats going through the minds of both the hosts and Scarlett herself in this set of 3 pictures.
Scarlett: Hehe. This is so hilarious! A random guy just squeezed my boob for no apparent reason! It tickles!
Female Host(Not sure who she is): Well I can kinda see why he did it...those boobs look so....squishy!
Seacrest(our resident gayboy): Noooo, Don't do it, man! It's yucky! Ewwww, boobies!
Scarlett: Mmmmmmm....Hey, it feels kinda nice!
Female Host: Mmmmmm...looks kinda nice, i ought to get the number of the surgeon who got her those!
Seacrest: Damn! He actually touched it! Eww! Sick!
Female Host: Ooooh, her implants didnt ever rupture with all that squeezing! Nice! Im getting the surgeons number nowwww!
Seacrest: Why couldn't he have squeezed me? My crotch? Why do all the men like these women creatures? Huh? Makes no sense at all!
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