Spreading More Anti Scouse Sentiments

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...

Q: What's d differance between PamAnderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her

Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

Q: If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: burglar.

Q: What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?
A: The bride.

Q:What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
A: The accused.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
A: Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Q: What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
A: Big Mac please.

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