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Happy Mothers Day

Moms are different, so different gifts for Mom would get clearly engender different reactions depending on the type of Mom you have. Here's my list of the top 12 wacky products that Mom may not be too pleased to get (sorted by the type of Mom you may have - or luckily don't have). If you value your happiness, think long and hard before you go about getting any of these items for your Mom. Trust me, I know from experience!

12. For the Mom Who is Really Superstitious:

Graveyard Dust

Give her a bag od Graveyard dust and tell her that you got it at the witchcraft store. Refuse to tell her what it does and just "sprinkle [it] about while saying "Peace be still in the silence of naught. Cease all action, deed, and thought. Gathered to dust from dead man's tombs, lay the hex of barren wombs. I conjure the ghost to rid our enemy from pillar to post." See it here.

11. For the Mom Who Freaks Out Every Time She Sees Something Crawly:

Remote Controlled Tarantula

"Scare [her] with a creepy, crawly, realistic, radio controlled walking tarantula! Send shivers down the spines of your [Mom] when they see this giant, hairy tarantula crawling toward them! Remote-control spider is so real -- each of his 8 legs moves independently!" See it here.

**9. For the Mom Who You Are Still Angry With For F*ing Up Your Life:**

Totally Dead Bouquet of Flowers

"Here's your chance to get even by sending dead flowers. We will ship them anywhere in the US. Flowers will vary, some will be roses, we will also include weeds! We can even add in cobwebs if you want. All orders are custom wrapped...As we individually design each bouquet please allow one week from the time you order as we custom dry our own material using a preserving process that creates a better dead flower.." See it here.

8. For the Mom Who Is Always Kissing Your Sibling's Ass:

Asskisser Breath Spray

"Just one spray and she'll be brown-nosing with the best of them! She'll find yourself saying things like ill get right on that, or Good point! or I wish Id thought of that to just about anybody.See it here.

1. For the Mom Who is Totally Full of :

Beautifully Wrapped Gift Box Filled with Real Poop

The Original Fecalgram is a 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human made turd that is sealed in a high quality box which we then decorate to make it look like an expensive gift. We then ship it, along with any message you provide, to anyone in America completely anonymously."See it here.

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