Borat: The Movie
Borat Sagdiyev, Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man and a leading journalist from the State run TV network, travels from his home in Kazakhstan to the U.S. to make a documentary. On his cross-country road-trip, Borat meets real people in real situations with hysterical consequences.Here's some of his now very notorious quotes. "I want to do a romance inside of you." "In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..." "If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..." "Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a a little animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog." "There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute." "We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle."" "We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings."" "In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country." "I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up." Oh and check out this clips, "Borat Goes Dating" Borat Goes Wine Tasting And finally Borats Guide To Britain The mans a legend. The movie's already released in the states and i've got no fuckin clue why its slated for a november release here in australia. Sheesh. Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:29 PM, 0 Fancy Pitting Your Footballing Knowledge Against Mine? |
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