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TIOT Exclusive: Lindsay Lohan - All In A Days Work

So the day starts with her walking out of the nearest cafe in her now trademark braless state.

Soon after, we see a very fresh looking Lohan basking in all the sun her freckly pale skin can possibly take.

Sunbathes a whole lot more with the occasional smooch.

2 hours later, here she is coming outta her room in a new bikini

Before she gets back to tanning, she opts for more smooching and PDA.

3 hours and 2 bikini's later...
As the sun sets, she's probably worried all that sunlight might have caused her cancer or something, being the bimbo that she is she got her boyfriend to check for lumps

Here she is getting out of a speedboat probably on her way to a fancy dinner, but wait, look closely, it looks like her skanky ways have gone way over the skank-o-meter. Not only does she not wear bra's but she also doesnt wear underwear and she glady flashed the ugliest pussy known to man for the world to see.

Well if that was'nt enough she hit the town later that night and yeah you guessed right, braless, flashing her tits for like the umptieth time!

Having seen Paris hilton in tears earlier in the week, she probably realised it was time to follow i her footsteps and gain some sympathy. Well either that, or she's crying at how ugly her pussy looked in pictures.

Well there u go, a day in the life of a celebrity skank. Of course this pictures were taken during the course of the week but since i havent been bloggin the past couple of days, i jsut decided to combine it all into 1 mega skank post. Oh and apparently she claims she's actually crying over a luggage bag of hers that got stolen in the airport which contained jewels worth a million quid but yeah we aint buying that claim now are we?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:02 PM,
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