Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

The Hunt For A Red October

Vidic was pure class in last nights game. I almost felt sorry for Aeobi who was stuck up in front on his own coz vidic fuckin beat him to everything. We've got our very own Pallister in vidic, was unlucky not to have scored with the header off a corner in the first half and then with Ole getting a touch on his volley. Once Vidic gains complete mastery of the English language, he will command our backline with an iron fist! He's gonna be a fuckin legend at United. Rio definitely looks more comfortable alongside Vidic compared to Brown and Silvestre.

Im fuckin pissed Heinze's picked up another injury, just when we started looking sound defensively. The only plus being, he didnt have to be strectchered off so thats a good sign and with 2 weeks of internationals coming up, its all well. For once internationals could actually work in our favour, especially with giggs due back in 2 and a half weeks.

Ole looked really sharp and was always in the right place at the right time. Pretty lucky to have got the goals with both ronaldo and vidic definitely more deserving to be on the goal scorers sheet. Carrick and Scholes didnt do too well tonight considering they were up against a Newcastle side which clearly lacked morale and ambition. It was a fairly decent performace with the 2 of em in the centre, not much to brag about tho.

Rooney still looks pretty rusty tho he's touch is getting better with every game. So apparently the words out that he aint gonna shave till he scores. For his own good, i hope he does real soon cause he's already starting to look like malcolm glazer. Lets hope he gets back on track with the 2 internationals for England. Fletcher had an awesome game. I know im definitely not his biggest fan, i've given him more than a fair share of stick for being piss poor in the past and he's definitely got a lot to do to make me a believer. He worked tirelessly last night and was unlucky to have seen that shot bounce back off the post. He worked really well Neville on the right and it looks like they've got good understanding of each others movement. With giggs and park still out, he's jsut reminded us all that he's another option we've got for the right wing.

Now, i've saved the best for last. There's only so much praise i can give Ronaldo and its never gonna be enough. He's looked fucking class. He's even begun tracking back and helpin out the defenders. He's definitely learnt. With all the abuse, he's getting from the opposition fans, he's definitely shut them all up with his performances on the pitch. He's handling the pressure a lot better then Becks did so far. Was really unlucky to have had 3 shots which came off the posts last night. He fucking raped the newcastle defenders silly. All they could do to stop him was to take his legs out. Ronaldo's only fault is his wasteful freekicks.

Considering we had 4 shots off the posts and Harper made a couple of outstanding saves in goal for the magpies, we should have fuckin scored 8 last night. Anyhow here's the 2 Ole goals that did go in last night.