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Is Britney Spears Paris Hilton's Slut?

Coz i sure as hell am beginning to think so. Here's why:

First came K Fed's revelations that Britney was bisexual curious and practically begged him for a threesome. Im guessing Paris Hilton must have pounced right at britney as soon as she heard that. From lovers, they soon became mistress and slut/slave. Im guessing the convo went along the lines of:

Britney: Hey Paris, you really should teach me to be an attention seeking whore like urself and also like the Lohan.

Paris: Oh britney, why i thought ud never ask. 1 condition tho, you have to call me mistress and do exactly as i tell you with no questions asked. Is that understood?

Britney: Yes Mistress.

So then began the lessons, where britney first ripped off her pants and partied in jsut her stockings alongside Paris. That im guessing was lesson #1.

Lesson #2 was Britney's first intentional yet accidental upskirt peek which she gave at her mistress's instruction. You can see Paris making sure Birt spreads her legs wide enough for the cameras in the following shots. Its so shyt obvious, its not even funny.

More picts of the slut and mistress's first official night out HERE

Lesson #3 was another upskirt, the only difference being Britney left the majority of us stumped with 2 possibilities, with one being she had a really clean shaved cunt and the other being she was wearing a very light baige skin coloured pair of panties.

More picts of Britney's baige coloured panties HERE.

Lesson #4 was where it got interesting, Britney went totally bare just as the Lohan has done countless of times before and gave us an ample view of her cunt, which i must say isnt much better than the lohan's.

More picts of her bare cunt HERE

She even flashed her skanky arse as well.

As a bonus, she did give us a peek of her shaved cunt from behind and having done that she's kinda outdone her predecessors, being Paris, the Lohan and Tara Reid who've yet to mastered this particular fine art.

Amidst all that partying and upskirting, they even found the time to take Sean Preston, Britneys first born out shopping and i must say he's gotta be the worlds unluckiest kid. Imagine having to grow up with a mum like Brit and a godmother like Paris.

Paris also got Brit to meet Lohan who has recently overtaken Paris in the upskirt charts for one can only guess, more pointers and tips?

Finally to put the question beyond doubt, Paris wraps her arms around Britney while they're out and about and casually grabs Britney's left boob as if to proclaim to the world, shes my slut.