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Jessica Biel is Booty-Ful!

J Lo Who? There's a new booty in town, folks. If there's a perfect arse in Hollywood, its Jessica Biel's. She puts the B in Booty!

With a booty like that on show, can you really blame the 2 dudes in the pict above for snapping away? Ever wondere I swear i cant ever remember noticing Jessica Biel having as ass as fyne as this. I know there was all this hype about her a year ago when she was named the sexiest woman in the world but all that hype didnt really catch on, did it. Well if it did, it must have bypassed booty radar which always has always been in pretty good niche and still is.

So how did Jessica Biel, of 7th Heaven fame get herself an arse thats too fyne and too firm to be true? If you're a chic and ure reading this and if you fancy getting the firm on or if you're a dude who'se got a chic with an ass thats phatter than phat, here's what you've got to. Get her along with all her mates to read this fuckin blog and follow em instructions below. Its a tried and tested formula thats sure to work wonders.

What you've gotta do is perform the following exercises 3 times a day, every other day:

Nah, thats not it just yet. Once you're done with the workout's you gotta hit the park or whereever else and walk those bitches. If you aint got 1, head down to the nearest SPCA and get urself one.

And then let the cycle repeat for a good 9-12 months and you'd be at the most 5 years away from a booty as fyne as this:

How lucky's that personal trainer of Biel's. Where do i sign up to become a celebrity fitness instructor?

I suppose thats enough booty talk for the day and its not like booty's all that Jessica Biel's got to offer. She's got a killer bod, to go with that booty of hers. Check out these screencaps from the movies Summer Catch and Stealth.

Hmm oh and guess what, here's the best part she's all el naturale! If having a killer bod and a booty that puts J Lo's so shame aint enough, she's also got a really really long ...

... tongue. Its of little wonder she appeals to both dudes and chics alike.

And its not like she's too shy about it either. If i were chic, i dont think i'd be able to put into words how soaked ill be down there. I'll leave you'll with a gif of her tits which arent the greatest in the world but i sure am glad she did'nt sell out and get implants.