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Scarlett's Golden Globes II

Now before you go on watching this video, be sure to check out Scarletts Golden Globes I which i blogged about a week ago.

Now that we've got video footages of the incident, i guess ive gotta admit that i was slightly off when i tried guessing what the 3 of them were saying in the incident. Here's a recap of my version of what i thought each of them were saying.

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Scarlett: Hehe. This is so hilarious! A random guy just squeezed my boob for no apparent reason! It tickles!

Female Host:(Not sure who she is): Well I can kinda see why he did it...those boobs look so....squishy!

Seacrest(our resident gayboy): Noooo, Don't do it, man! It's yucky! Ewwww, boobies!
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Scarlett: Mmmmmmm....Hey, it feels kinda nice!

Female Host: Mmmmmm...looks kinda nice, i ought to get the number of the surgeon who got her those!

Seacrest: Damn! He actually touched it! Eww! Sick!

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Scarlett: Hi mom, dad, bro, friends and all my other family and friends watching me! Aren't you all proud of how whorey I look! I dress so sluttily that a random guy actually pinched my milk pots. Hehehe! *smiles as though Santa just dropped by with a huge sack(of toys) lol*

Female Host: Ooooh, her implants didnt ever rupture with all that squeezing! Nice! Im getting the surgeons number nowwww!

Seacrest: Why couldn't he have squeezed me? My crotch? Why do all the men like these women creatures? Huh? Makes no sense at all!
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Ahh so i was way way way off. Big deal. All i had were pictures! Heh. At least i was right about some1 being gay. lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 2:32 PM,
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