Well, I suppose I'd have to say something on the midweek game. What I found more shocking than anything else was that we weren't really that unlucky to go out. It's not like we created chance after chance, save after save and Benfica were clinging desperately to their lead. I can't really remember the Benfica keeper making that many saves. I think it would be fair to say that VDS was the busier of the two keepers.

Part of the reason why people are gloating so much as not only was it a disastrous result, it was a humiliating performance. If we went out with all guns ablazing and were truly unlucky than at least we can go out with your heads held high, that we really did try, but did our players try today?

I cant pick out individuals after that performance coz nobody stood out except for the wrong reasons! There were a lot of crap players on that pitch. RVN's control was fucking terrible, way unlike his usual self. Rooney only started playing after 60 minutes. They had Rooney shackled throughout the game and he's amazing most of the time but sometimes his first touch can be horrible, to many passes go astray.

And Silvestre, Dear god, he's been a weak link in our defence for years now! Something needs to be done, In January we need an experienced center back and midfielder. I'd give anything for fergie to break the bank for Ballack or Gattuso, thats just the kind of player we need right now, I also think Rossi should be given more first team chances.

Oh well it means we can concentrate on the league now and wont have to worry about tired legs like the rest of the top three, and lets face it Arsenal wont win it, and I dont fancy the scousers or the scum beating Barecelona!

We'll be back, with or without fergie. Were at bottom at the moment in regards to europe, but in all honesty i am actually happy were not in that competition anymore. We couldnt win it this season regardless of how blinkered certain united fans can be. Its good to get the distraction out of the way and we can concentrate on the league and actually being in europe next season. We can have a comfortable run in the league now till next May whilst the other teams around us have to play extra games during the week.

We need another top class striker to go along with Rooney and Nistelrooy. I for one was wishing we bought Makaay years ago when he moved to Bayern. We need more competition upfront.

Also get Smith out of midfield as soon as possible. He is doing a good job for us but over a long period we will be shown up by much better teams (even got shown up by the likes of Lille). We need a no nonsense defender like Stam/Terry to play alongside Rio and let Silvestre/Heinze battle it out for LB.

We need to sort Ronaldo out. For a period last season he could out all the pointless tricks and played very good direct football. Now it seems he has gone back to the useless 10 step overs then a 5 yard backwards pass. We need a player like Scholes who can unlock defenses with a single ball. Veron was very good at it, shame he wasn't suited to the team cause some of his passing was out of this world.

Maybe we need to fall a little before we become a major force again. It will take another 2/3 seasons before the youth players we see today become contenders or regulars for the first team. The likes of Beckham won the youth cup in 92 but it took them until 95/95 to make an impact in the first team. We have to be patient, we cant expect the likes of Jones and Pique to become first team stars by this time next year.

I've said this countless times, every team needs good team players. People you can rely on if you have injuries. It seems we have too many of these. One day they can be great, but over the course of the season they have been average. We need to replace these players with ones of geniune class. Have 5/6 world class players through the team.

This season i think we should really try and acheive a cup double. And if we dont win the league, try to at least finish within 4/5 points of chelsea, push them all the way this time. We will get more satisfaction from that. This season could still become very successful, yet on our past standards it could turn out to be the worst yet.

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Pool One:
Hosts - Germany
Champions - Brazil
Seeds -Italy, France, Argentina, Spain, Mexico, England

Pool Two:
Oceania - Australia
Africa - Angola, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Togo, Tunisia
Conmebal - Ecuador, Paraguay

Pool Three:
Europe - Croatia, Czech Republic, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine

Pool Four:
Asia - Iran, Japan, Saudi Arabia, South Korea
Concacaf - Costa Rica, Trinidad & Tobago, United States

Pool X:
Special Pot - Serbia & Montenegro

This video (its rather hypnotic) was taken way before she turned bullimic and lost em boobs and started looking like this ...

Check out my previous post on her anorexic and bullimic ways for further visual representation.

In other news, there have been new developments with regard to Lindsay's boobs in recent days.

Here's a gentle reminder on what her boobs used to look like.

And another reminder.

And yet another reminder.

And here's what she looked like after she miraculosly lost all that weight. Heh.

Yeah, a realistic graphic comparison's exactly what you need.

Here's a snap of lindsay at a recent Gucci Show.

THE BREASTS ARE BACK!

Yeah you heard me right. The BREASTS are back.

THE RECOVERY'S COMPLETE.

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.

2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.

3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad.

4. Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald.

5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.

6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.

7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favor in return.

8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.

9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy.

10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.

11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin those bitches.

12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass.

`13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later.

14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass.

15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.

16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends.

17. Once again, seriously shave your shit.

18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next.

19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold our hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.

20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by fucking our friends. We really don't care what you do.

21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.

22. If we cheat on you and you do find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends.

23. Swallow(just in case you forgot #2 already).

24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after.

25. Never under any circumstance take a shit while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.

26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite.

27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye.

28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.

29. If we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber its not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, its that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.

30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.

31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to eat you out with a dental damn?? I didn't think so.

32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.

33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.

34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather than the clit, its because your clit smells like a dead trout.

35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.

36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.

37. If we dance with you for more than 15 minutes at a bar we expect you to come home with us.

38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.

39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.

40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.

41. Just cause you have our phone number doesn't mean we want you to call us. If we want to talk then we will call you.

42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie.

43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex.

44. Hmmmmm......girls in thongs.......yummmmmmmmmm

45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.

46. A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.

47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.

48. In case you didn't read #4 and #17 let me repeat...Shave your shit!

49. Guys don't have sex or make love, we fuck.

50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards.

Sounds easy enough. Hmm

On the day when thousands lined the rain-lashed streets of Belfast to pay their respects and say goodbye to George Best we ended the most traumatic and emotive of weeks by recording our biggest win of the season. Perhaps it wasnt much of a contest before the game even kicked off especially with Pompey's current managerial changes and with morale at an all time low over down in the south coast.
Lets take nothing away from our boys tho, we dominated possesion throughout the game and limited Portsmouth to just a couple of shots on target. We were sound at the back apart from a few concentration lapses by Wes Brown and Silvestre. Rio had a pretty decent game at the back. I was rather surprised that Neville didnt even make the bench considering he's just been named captain.

Sir Alex finally got it right in keeping Fletcher on the bench. We finally had 11 men on the field for once. Giggs did rather well on his return having recovered from his fractured cheekbone. He got in fairly decent crosses in the first half which led to Scholesy's first goal of the season. Lets hope the floodgates are now well and truly open for scholesy to go on and get a further 10 goals this season. Scholesy and Smith dominated in the centre and controlled the game to suit our pace.

It was nice to see our forwards and wingers tracking back and assisted in defence. I've got to mention Park, Giggs and Rooney for working their socks off. Smith didn't get stuck in as much as he usually does but he's improving with his positional sense with every game. Ruud and Rooney didnt do all that badly upfront scoring a goal apiece. Having said that, they definitely have had better games. They missed a hatful of chances in the first half.

Ronaldo was excellent once he came on. Terrorized the Pompey left back down the right wing. Never gave him even a moments rest, delivered the final ball at the right time, didnt dwell on dribbling and dribbling and losing the ball like he's accustomed to. He definitely was the catalyst for our win. Hope he stays in this form for the Benefica game back in his home nation. Saha looked really sharp up front playing alongside Ruud and Rooney in the limited time he was given. Bring on Benefica as we march into the next round of the champs league.