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Paris Hilton: Just The Average Whiney Cranky Whore

After the MTV Video Music Awards last Thursday, Paris Hilton was denied entry to the after party at the club, Bungalow 8. The incident even went so far as to end with Paris in tears arguing with police. I don't know about you, but this bit of news just brightened up my day. Its true what they say then, what goes around comes around. Karma. Its a shame, Tara Reid didnt pop up at that very instant to walk straight into the club. Lol. Well i guess its 1-1 now in Skank Wars.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 2:58 PM,
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Its Official: The Lohan's Got Implants

Sure looks like he's giving her a breast examination, checking for lumps there instead of groping them good like what any other guy would do. To me, all this pictures proove is that Lohan indeed has got implants, and probably really recent ones, which is probably why the dudes just carressing em. He sure looks worried that he's gonan squeeze too hard and coz em to rupture!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 10:19 PM,
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Curry And Rice Girl Ya'll

Im gonna go as far as saying best music video parody EVER! Funniest shyt ive seen in recent times. Im just happy ive already got my very own curry and rice girl. Heh.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:45 PM,
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The Crocodile Hunter Is Dead

Steve Irwin, TV’s The Crocodile Hunter, was killed today in a freak accident in Cairns, Australia. He was filming an underwater documentary when a stingray barb went through his chest. Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas. His wife Terri is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania and has yet to be told of her husband's death.

I cant believe a fuckin stingray managed to put the man down. Its a shame really, he shoulda gone down fighting a croc or a snake or smth. RIP

Tackled By The Red Devil at 1:47 PM,
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Tackled By The Red Devil at 1:29 PM,
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Beyonce's Almost Nipple Slip

You know, its a shame when you've got an ass and thighs like Beyonce's, your boobs hardly get their fair share of the limelight, well im about to change all that. Justice is to be served for her boobs shall suffer no more discrimination!

Her double sided tape barely clung on to her dress, begging to pop out. Well if you ever wondered what an 'almost nipple slip' could be, there you go. Now lets appreciate those tits of hers.

Is it just me or are they actually bouncing and jiggling in tune. Lol. Anyhow while i went about searchign for this boob bounce vid, i came across this chick, who goes by the stage name, "Christina Model' whom makes a living off her bouncy boobs! Like for fucking real! Get a load of this.