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Is it just me or is she trying rather hard become another celebrity skank. She's been flashing the middle finger and spitting on the paparazzi for a while now and now she gves us a drunken panty flash. Imma give her 2 months before which im sure we're definitely gonna see her nipples or even her bare ass or cunt.

I like you? I like sex! Here I make my tops 10 checkings list for Americans mens on sexytime.

10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.

9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.

7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.

6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.

5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.

4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.

3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.

2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.

1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.

Pamela Anderson is teaming up with Denise Richards in a return to the big-screen for both in new film called 'Blonde And Blonder.' Denise Richards & Pamela Anderson Team Up for 'Blonde and Blonder' The movie is directed by Bob Clark, who has previously helmed "Porky's" and "A Christmas Story."

Hmm. Blonde & Blonder...sure sounds more like a porn flick, dont it? One things for sure its gonna be a massive silicone fest. If there's any hope of this flick actually doing well, there's gotta be like a mud wrestling scene, some girl on girl action or even a cat fight! Whats next, "Skank and Skanker" starring any of my 4 fav skanks. Lol.

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United 2 - 0 Livershite

Too fuckin easy. We hardly played all that well in the 2nd half, but yet we were still pretty much in cruise control once Scholesy put us in front with the vermin scum hardly even threateaning. Their best attempt would have probably been a Gonzalez strike midway thru the first half which ended and the corner flag. The least they coulda done were to actually show up and put up a fight. Well i suppose they did play true to form, ie a mid table premiership club. Lol. Fuckin dippers!

Check out the post match report nicked off Livershite's official website. Clearly the blinkered cunt who wrote this shyt was'nt watchin the same match the rest of us did.

Goals from Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand have condemned Liverpool to a 2-0 defeat to Manchester United in Sunday's Premiership clash at Old Trafford. There was little to separate these sides for large parts of this game, but United took the points with a goal in each half. And the Reds were left to reflect on another defeat when fine details were the difference after seeing their best chances saved by van der Sar.

Liverpool had started the game on top and they might have had an early lead if Gonzalez's cross had been closer to Gerrard, who was free in the middle. But the home side came into the game as the first half wore on and Pepe Reina had to be at his best to twice save from Saha.

The Reds were once again giving a good account of themselves at the home of a much vaunted rival and they created a great chance to score when Kuyt's 30th minute header was well saved by Edwin van der Sar.

But just as thoughts were turning to a deadlocked first half, United took the lead through Paul Scholes. It came when Rooney found space and released Giggs; and his cross was met by Scholes in the six yard box, who scored at the second attempt after Reina had brilliantly stopped his first effort.

Rafa Benitez replaced Gonzalez with Pennant at the start of the second half as his side looked for an equalizer, but despite restricting United to counter attacks, they found it difficult to get a clear sight of goal themselves.

And they paid the price for having to push forward when the home side raced forward and made it 2-0 through Rio Ferdinand in the 65th minute. With Reina this time powerless to stop the England man's left footed strike, the Reds now had a mountain to climb.

Liverpool Captain Steven Gerrard was in no mood to let his 350th club appearance be spoilt, but not even his energetic efforts could save the Reds from defeat. And they must now look to Wednesday's Carling Cup match with Reading to return to winning ways.

I always knew the scousers were a rather dimwitted bunch, but having read their match report, they're fuckin bunch of thick muppets.

Its high time Stevie G fucked off to Chelski or even to Spain, the only reason he's actually staying with the scum is coz of all the fuckin death threats. There always comes a time when a man's gotta cut his losses and just fuckin move on and leave his fellow scouse cunts behind. Thats enough bout the fuckin scouse bastard. Its time for some Scholesy appreciation.

500 games with the red devils and counting. Here's to another 500. Fuckin legend! Man of the match on the night by a mile. He was fuckin everywhere.

Who put the ball in the scousers net? Who put the ball in the scousers net? Paul FUCKING Scholes! Fuck Yeah! Here's to another 500 games.

How class was Rio's finish?

Who put the ball in the scousers net 2 seasons running? Who put the ball in the fuckin scousers net? Rio fuckin Ferdinand, thats who!

WTF was the freak show trying to do sliding in on Van Der Sar. We all know that even Van Der Sars got better ball control than the freak. The freak chants whenever he touched the ball must have really got to him. He shoulda been fuckin sent off. Fuckin Graham Poll with his dodgy refereeing once again, booking Vidic for fuck all and letting Sissoko, Gerrard and Crouch off the hook.

YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN ye cunts!!

Oh and big up to my fellow Sikh united fans, there was a pretty big bunch of them @ OT last night.

Chakdey!