Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

We All Hate Leeds Scum

The scum have fallen yet again. Off they go down to the third division. What do the championship and cordless electronic devices have in common? No fuckin leeds! Heh. Here's a couple of vids to further compel Leed's misery.

Now listen to the United fans dish it out.

"Wise, Wise, wherever you may be
You've taken Leeds to Division Three,
You'll never win a cup, and you'll never win a shield,
And your biggest game is Huddersfield."

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:42 PM,
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Congratulations, Keano!

I couldnt possibly be any happier for the man, proving his critics wrong time and again. Fuckin legend! Keano in the premiership, i cant hardly wait to see him getting in Mourinho's face. I suppose the countdowns begun then to the day Keano takes fergies place at United. Also, congratulations go out to Brucey from bringing his birmingham side back up once again. Well done.

Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

There's only one Keano!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:26 PM,
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British Sign Language

A handy tutorial on how to insult, flirt, swear and make sexual references in British sign language.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:15 PM,
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United 4:2 Everton

Once a Blue, Always a Red.

What a cracking game that was. 2-0 down away from home looking all but dead and burried, we fuckin claw our way back into the game and eventually run out comfortable winners. One of our best ever comebacks, tho i'd still rank it 2nd to the 5-3 comeback win at white heart lane years ago. You gotta love Rooney for showing us exactly where his allegience lies, time and again after playin em scousers. Loved how he kissed the United badge right in front of them cunts. Oh and whats there to say bout dear ol' Philip Neville. I think he pretty much let his football do all the talking. Any chance of us appealing for an extra premiership medal for Philip for his contributions to our season? Lol.

Phillip Neville is a red,

is a red, is a red,

Phillip Neville is a red,

he hates scousers!

And here's the rest of the picts from the game.

Lets now spend a good few minutes laughing at the fuckin rent boys and their soddin fans. I really do wonder how many of em would be supporting different clubs come next season. Twats.

Oh and you gotta fuckin love Big Sam, putting off his retirement to after nicking a couple of points of the rent boys. Its not the first time he's actually helped us in our title chase, i vaguely remember his Bolton team getting something outta of their game against the arse back in 2003.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:28 PM,
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