Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

A Long Overdue Update

So i've been away for a bit now, spent a week in Penang Isle which didnt go entirely as planned. For further details on my trip to penang, check out twocentsworth.blogspot.com. Got back to the sanctuary of my home on Saturday after which i was pegged down with rather tedious administrative procedures with regard to my uni application which explains why i've hardly had the time to blog.
So yeah, its all settled, ill be seeking greener pastures come february in the land down under, sydney to be precise pursuing my degree and masters in biomedical engineering.

Ow well, enough about that. Let me get right to my long overdue update on united. So we're sitting pretty on second place, nine points behind Chelski, through to the semifinals of the Carling Cup after our 3-1 victory against birmingham. We're now gonna embark on a quest to achieve 9 points with 3 victories on the trot in a space of 5 days kicking off with the boxing day game against West Brom on boxing day.
We're going into this game unbeaten in 7 games having scored in the last 12 games. The only team who can boast such a stat in the premier league. So it can only augur well for the future.
The 3 fixtures in question are as follows:

Monday 26th December 2005
Man Utd v West Brom

Wednesday 28th December 2005
Birmingham v Man Utd

Saturday 31st December 2005
Man Utd v Bolton

If we come away unscath with the full 9 points, we'd travel to Highbury full of confidence ahead of the game against the Gunners on the 3rd of January. I honestly dont see Chelsea dropping too many points in this period, but im keeping my fingers crossed that perhaps Manchester City will do us a huge favour by beating Chelski.

Here's highlights of the Birmingham game which ensured our qualification into the semifinals of the Carling Cup. Park Ji Sung scored his first ever United goal and Saha scored a brace with his second of the evening being a cracking goal. Sure hope we keep up with the form.
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Hollywood's Sexiest Cleavage

On the list of In Touch Weekly's "Best Cleavage in Hollywood" Jessica Simpson's rack landed in the number one spot. The list is as follows:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan

Firstly as a certified boobologist let me just say that Mariah and Carmen shouldn't have even been considered here simply because they're implants. They sure are nice implants, but they're implants nonetheless. Second, There is NO way that Jessica Simpson has a nicer set of tits when compared to Salma Hayek and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Enough Said. The above 2 picts definitely settles it.

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The 2006 Rachel Stevens Calendar

So, 2006 is right around the corner, knocking on our doors. Another year thats come to a close, so much yet to achieve. Yeah, kinda weird and scary, ain't it? Anyway, I'm sure your all going to be confused by the new number and all for the first couple weeks, so maybe this post will make the transition a little easier for you. May I present, the 2006 Rachel Stevens calendar.

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Why it sucks to be a Penis

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:

1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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How Viagra Saved Christmas
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Santa may be an old man, but even he likes to get his groove on with pretty ladies. The old Mrs. Santa had to make way for a younger model and my god is she a piece of work. So, boys and girls, if Santa is a little late this year in delivering you your presents the reason is he is trying to get his leg over with the new and improved Mrs. Santa. I know what I’ll be putting on my X-mas wish list next year and it involves the words ride, but not sledge.
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Cowgirls, Hotties and Bikini Babes...

Introducing Jenn Sterger and the girls of Florida State University:

Hawt Stuff Aiye? Check out the complete gallery HERE.
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Joke of the Day

Question: What did Santa say to the three prostitutes?
Answer: ho ho ho!
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2005 - The Year in Photo's ...

Check it out HERE.
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Misleading Website Names

People should make time to think of suitable & appropriate domain names for their business. These are all real.

Firstly there is "Who Represents" a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

www.whorepresents.com

Second is the "Experts Exchange", a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views (this has now been changed with a hyphen):

www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than "Pen Island":

www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder"

www.therapistfinder.com

The "Mole Station Native Nursery", based in NewSouth Wales :

www.molestationnursery.com

And last but not least, the "Gas Heating" company

www.gasheating.co.uk
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Things You Didnt Know About Chelski...

Petr Cech - lost his virginity before his dad did.

Paulo Ferreira - He does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Paulo Ferreira goes killing

John Terry - He once had cancer, but drank a galss of Sprite, and burped it out.

William Gallas - You will never see him have a bad game, in fact if its at night you won't see him at all.

Azier Del Horno - His tears cure AIDS. Too bad he has never cried

Wayne Bridge - BUMMed will Young

Claude Makelele - He once walked down the road with an erection. There were no survivors

Frank Lampard - In a bid to re-create little red riding hood, he dresses up as a wolf and killed all grandmothers in a twenty mile radius.

Michael Essien - He is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Arjen Robben - He doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Didier Drogba - He is shit
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