The last i heard she got most of em removed except for her nipple piercings.

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the bastards below.


You're the shit of Manchester,

You're the shit of Manchester.


In you're bitter blue world,

You don't go to Cardiff,

You don't win no cups,

You hate Man United ,

And hope for f*ck ups,

In you're bitter blue world.

The department of health is horrified at an incident in which five trainee nurses openly engaged in sex in a children's ward. The incident took place at the Charles Johnson Memorial Hospital in Nquthu, in northern KwaZulu-Natal. A mother, who had come to visit her sick child, was alarmed by screams and strange noises.

Upon investigation she witnessed two female nurses and three males laughing loudly and engaging in group sex on one of the beds. 'The nurses told the woman that having sex could not be new to her'

"Investigations showed that the nurses really did have sex in front of patients, who were all vulnerable children who could be easily influenced by these acts.

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Firstly, let me just make this clear, we wouldnt have won the game had any other referee been in charge. Now having said that, there were too many fuckin decisions which went in City's favour. It's frustrating cause there was no clear line as his refereeing varied between United and City players. What makes it worse is that the decisions which went in City's favour were blatant. And i'm not a peson who blames the ref or calsl him biased, but this time, it's below the belt.

It's no excuse why we lost, but on the other hand, it was a big disadvantage. Watch the game again and put your anti-United glasses away and u'll see. What makes it worse is that, Steve Bennet, the referee in question here was'nt even marked to referee this game. He had to fill in for the injured Mark Halsey.

Secondly, their first fucking goal looked a mile off side and the fucking out of breath, fatboy of a assistant referee should have hurried his ass down the pitch and flagged. What he needs is a 12" dildo up his ass and a fucking statue built after him.

Silvestre should never start another premiership game until he looks good in the carling cup. On 2nd thought, fuck that, just sell him to La Rochelle, or anywhere. just get him off the wage bill. Where the fuck was Brown? Why was'nt he started? I don't care that if Fergie wanted 2 french speakers on the pitch, to ease Evra's transition into the English game. Give Brown lessons on how to say "sur votre gauche" or "Abordez la chatte" For Fucks Sake.

I'm no longer impressed with Giggs, more fancy arsed flicks that didn't come off. When do you look good? when you run with the ball! Sheesh.

O'Shea couldn't pass the ball to feet, over 10 yards to save his life.

Ronaldo wasted a lot of chances throughout the game, but overall at least he was there, had that spark that makes the opposition worried. The sending off was very harsh - even a yellow would have been harsh in my eyes.

I dispair at times I really do.