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Lampard's Summer Job

Can you really blame the guy? After his howling performances at the world cup, he sure needed to rediscover his touch and what better way than playing for a woman's sunday league side.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:34 PM,
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Pussycat Dolls Too Sexy For Malaysians?

Malaysian authorities fined organizers of a concert by the chart-topping Pussycat Dolls for allowing the singers to wear skimpy costumes and for their "sexually suggestive routines," a news report said Wednesday.

The Subang Jaya Municipal Council, which administers the suburb where the concert was held in late July, fined organizers Absolute Entertainment 10,000 ringgit ($2,714) for flouting decency regulations, the Malay Mail tabloid reported.

"The Pussycat Dolls were guilty of performing sexually suggestive routines on stage," council President Mohamad Arif Abdul Rahman was quoted as saying. "In terms of their eye-popping attire, well, there's a lot of proof of that from our sources and the media."

The fine came a day after Culture, Arts and Heritage Minister Rais Yatim was quoted in the local media as saying the group took Malaysia "for a ride" by their alleged indecency.

Here's a vid of the pussycat dolls in concert where the alleged 'indecency' occured.

Sheesh. What a massive load of crap. Its a known fact that the pussycat dolls have made their name based on sexuality on stage and in music videos. If their performances were deemed too sexy for a 'minority' of malaysians like Mr Mohammad Arif, they or rather he shouldnt have given the oragnisers the necessary permit or license to bring the pussycat dolls in to perform.

It was a fuckin beach party for crying out loud. You would'nt expect em to perform in burkha's now would you? Fuckin dumbass malaysian authorities. Why does it always seem like we've got imbeciles in charge of all the governing bodies. Well here's a big thank you bunch of cunt's on the council, once again we're in the news for the absurdest reason ever. Its because of you cunts, i actually think twice about letting my nationality be known.

Rant over.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:36 PM,
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Man Utd Away Jersey 06/07

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:28 PM,
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Jessica Simpson Loves Her Tits

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.

Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.

Check out the vid below and you'll love her tits as well.

Oh and she graciously gave us a sneek peek as well, going braless in a see thru top while she revealed her love for her tits. Lol. Gotta love the simpson sisters.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:09 PM,
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Whats The Point..?

In even taking this picture? Cheers to the WuMan once again.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:49 PM,
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Boobs On Bikes

Topless porn stars have been given permission to parade through the main street of New Zealand's biggest city on the grounds that they will not be breaking any nudity laws.

About 30 porn stars are expected to take part in the "Boobs on Bikes" parade along Auckland's Queen Street later this month, the New Zealand Herald reported Tuesday.

The parade, which will have an official police escort, is to promote an erotica expo.

Surely a world's first? Hey manda, if you're reading this, go take some snaps and send em in!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:43 PM,
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The Wonders Of Photoshop

Before

After

Its amazing aint it? A pity they dont show the 'real' pictures more often?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:31 PM,
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Who'se Ass Is This?

Well if you're stumped and eager to know, find out HERE. Here's a hint, you've seen it 1 too many times before, even on T.I.O.T.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:51 PM,
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Pink Takes A Piss

Lol. Notice how in the second picture, she actually looks to check on the mess she made. Sure seems like Paris Hilton's got some competition now dont it? Dont see why she's squatting to take a piss tho, figured 'she' coulda done so standing up. Lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:28 PM,
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The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll

The newly formed network, The CW, has ordered eight episodes of "The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll," a new reality show that will feature a group of young women all vying to become the seventh member of the Pussycat Dolls.

More like the hunt for the first celebrity tranny? Imagine their next single, dont'cha wish your girlfriend had a dick like mine, dont cha... Lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:48 PM,
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T.I.O.T Brings You Up Ashlee Simpsons Skirt

Yummy thighs on show there. For those who missed out T.I.O.T's trip up Beyonce, check it out HERE.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:25 PM,
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Livershite 0 - 5 Mainz

Scott Carson
Jan Kromkamp
Jamie Carragher
Sami Hyypia
Djimi Traore
Bolo Zenden
Steven Gerrard
Xabi Alonso
Jermaine Pennant
Peter Crouch
Craig Bellamy

Subs:
Jerzy Dudek
Lee Peltier
Jack Hobbs
Gabriel Paletta
John Arne Riise
Paul Anderson
Salif Diao
Momo Sissoko
Luis Garcia

A full strength livershite squad with all their recent signings. Their awesome frontline of crouch and bellamy sure fired on all cylinders. Lol. Conceding 5 times to a mid table german bundesliga team! Fuckin hillarious! Come on Maccabi Haifa! Send the dirty cunts packing out of the champions league! Cant help but to laugh my ass off. Lol. Fuckin scouser scum!

Mainz did it 5 times ya'll! 5 times!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:26 PM,
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Pitch Invader Gives Henry Barca Shirt

Ran to where Henry was about to take the kickoff for the start of the 2nd half against Villareal and just put the Barca shirt with Henry's name on it in Henrys hands. Fucking legend! Check out the vid below: