Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

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Ooh what do we have here? 3 Chicks and a car all at your mercy, what would you have them do? Sounds perfect dont it? Perhaps this is what life's like in Utopia! Anyhow, all you've gotta do is command them by typing in whatever u'd like to see them do. You can try it HERE. So here's what i had em do:

First up, i got them to dance for me to show me what they had to offer.

And of course they gladly obliged, turned the room into a club and showed me their moves. I began to think, 3 hot chicks right before and i could make them do anything i want. I suggested playing a game. I got all 3 of em to try seducing me and to show me everything that they had to offer and afterwhich i would name who in my opinion was the hottest of the lot. They agreed and this is what happened:

They sure did give it their all. 10/10 for effort.

All these while i had my eyes set on the chick in d middle in the red hot pants. I then asked for them to show me more skin. They decided they'll do it one by one.

At this point, the question was beyond doubt. She was the hottest of the lot and i just had to have her.

Her tits were so firm that i just had to be sure they were'nt implants. I got the other 2 chicks to cup her breasts and that left hardly any doubt. She was el naturale!

She gave me a rather seductive dance to show her heartfelt gratitude as i proclaimed her to be the hottest of the trio.

She was soo letting go at this point. Touchin herself all over and i repeat, all over. Heh.

I then got them to spank her for my viewing pleasure. Heh. Simply Ass-tastic.

They even threw in a dirty dance on the house. I guess the spanking must have got their juices flowing. What followed almost made me jump outta my seat.

They were making out right there before me! Fuck Yeah!

They then disappeared into the car and left me hanging. Figured that was as much as i would'a got outta em.

Just as i was about to close the window. Clothes came flying outta the window and the car started jerking all over. Ill leave it to your imagination to find out what happened in there.

At this point, i was starting to get restless as i had pretty much seen it all. Figured i ought to have some fun and i got them to act like dogs.

Haha. that was fucking hillarious. Laughed my ass off silly. I then got em to clean up the back seat and wash the car!

I repeat, i've been to Utopia and back. You can too, right HERE.

Rocker Fabrizio Moretti and girlfriend Drew Barrymore were left red-faced recently when they were caught having sex in the bathroom at a New York opera house.

The Strokes drummer, 25, and Charlie's Angels star Barrymore, 30, decided to find another way to entertain themselves after becoming bored watching the show.

Moretti tells Jane magazine, "I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York.

"We went to La Boheme and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing."

"If we'd gone to the men's room, people would've heard it and said, 'Good on you, man. But we were in the ladies' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn't help but crack up."

Anyhow in other news Drew Barrymoore, like Scarlett Johansson was spotted with 2 golden globes of her own. The only difference being Scarletts firm yummylicious tits compared to Drew's massively sagging ones. Oh and she made no effort to hide them either.

Perhaps she was running late and forgot putting on a bra. Ill give here that. Lol. But ow well she's handled the media hype regarding her saggy tits pretty well, i must say. Check out this clip from Saturday Night Live.

If i have'nt made it obvious enough, i still am basking in the glory and hysteria that followed Rio's headed goal last nght which sent the scousers packing and i sure am in d mood to give so give i shall. I give you 3 Angelina Jolie sex clips! I'm pretty sure it'll even cheer you liverpool fans up!

Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas Sex Scene From the Movie, Original Sins

If the embedded player's dodgy, watch it HERE

Rio was immense today together with Brown at the back. The Brown-Rio partnership sure brings back memories of gary pallister and steve bruce marshalling the united defense back in the early 90's. We were just fuckin awesome as a defensive unit. Liverpool hardly mustered a chance with the best one coming from the biggest prick of the lot, Cisse who as always blew it. Cunt.

Evra had a MUCH better game and really brings something extra to our attacking play down the left. Looking forward to seeing him develop as he learns english and gets to know his teammates.

I do question the reason we bought Vidic though, I think Brown and Rio is an excellent partnership. Richardson was pretty poor, stupid push on Sissoko too which could have been bad if he'd fallen over or such when he pushed him.

Rooney looked so dangerous every time he got a chance to run at the Liverpool defence, every defender in the world is scared of him which really works in his favour. Giggs actually played well for a change, interesting change for him and I'd like to see him play in the middle more often especially as Scholes is out for the foreseable future.

Also be nice to see Saha play. I'd have him on the left wing as an experiment, he is excellent in the air and has some good pace and power about him.

To conclude, I would just like to say that I celebrated like i did when we won the Champions league in 99 when Rio's header went in. He sure is going some way to making up for his poor conduct over the last few seasons.

So thats Rooney going absolutely insane running straight for the cameras and screaming at the top of his lungs! For once, he's celebration was outdone by our very own skipper! Watch this:

Gary Neville. You Fuckin Legend. Now thats Roy Keane's successor right there. Running the length of the pitch and taunting the fuckin scousers! Fuck Yeah!

Its now an hour from kickoff and i'm tensed as hell gearing up for in my opinion, the biggest game of the Premiership season. Forget the likes of Chelski and Arsenal or any other derby, the rivalry that is between the scum of Merseyside and the Red Devils of Manchester draws not even the slightest comparison.

It sure is gonna be a cracking game. I sure hope Smith and Fletcher come up trumps over Gerrad and Sissoko in the centre of the park and control the flow and pace of the game. If 1 player's gotta be at the top of his game, its gonna be Smith. Also, sure hope Evra performs way better than he did against Man City. Im counting him to deliver some good crosses when he's on the overlap.

We've ended Arsenal's what 49 game winning streak, handed Chelski their only defeat of the season and we're gonna inflict the same damage upon Liverpool tonight. 2-0! Mark my words. I shall refrain on saying anything else till after the game. The ball is round afterall. Here's my prediction for our starting XI.

----------VDS-----------

Neville----Rio------Wes------Evra

-----------Fletcher--Smith----------

Giggs-------------------Rooney---------------Richardson

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A Lion dominating his Lioness. He aint the king of the jungle for no reason y'know.

Ooh. Em Houseflies getting in on the act. We'd be better off with em humping then flying around our living rooms.

Well we've all heard of inter-racial sex but animals sure are 2 steps ahead. Just when ure beginning to think that animals are a weird breed, think again. Scroll down.