Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

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Indian Girl Skates Under 40 Cars

Thats a wicked skill! I wonder how she actually developed it or even practised it.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:27 AM,
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T.I.O.T Brings You Up Sharapova's Skirt

Didnt think she'd give us a glimpse so soon but i for one sure aint complaining. I think a nipple slips on the cards as well. Heh. But anyhow, there you have it, she's showing us all the difference between a babe and a skank.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:01 AM,
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Stingrays 2 - 10 Humans: Its WAR!

It always was 1-0 in their favour till we took revenge and slaughtered 10 of em.

SYDNEY, Australia - At least 10 stingrays have been slain since “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin was killed by one of the fish, an official said Tuesday, prompting a spokesman for the late TV star’s animal charity to urge people not take revenge on the animals.

And now, they've made their second move.

An 81-year-old boater was in critical condition Thursday after a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest, authorities said. "It was a freak accident," said Lighthouse Point acting fire Chief David Donzella. "It's very odd that the thing jumped out of the water and stung him. We still can't believe it."

I guess that means its our move now then, lets get em stingrays!

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Prison Break Season 2 Episode 8 - Trailers

Just 4 more days to go ya'll!

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K Fed gets F U-ed On Raw

If only the WWE were real.

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Tigress Vida Anyone?

Absolutely Purrrrfect!

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United 3:0 Copenhagen

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My live stream kept getting fucked last night so i had to result to hearing the game via an audio commentary feed off the united website. That was a first for me. Lol. Turned out pretty alrite tho, with the audio as well as soccernet's gamecast. The usual suspects came up big again for us, Rooney, Ronaldo, Scholesy whom i must say sure's back to his very best with his passing accuracy and his goal scoring touch.

Scholes (1-0)

Rooney was once again instrumental in all our attacks, but again not getting a goal for his efforts. Im getting the feeling his saving it all for the scouse cunts on sunday, a rooney hattrick on the cards perhaps? We were rock solid in defense once again with Vidic in the centre even with Rio, Neville and Heinze missing out. They're sure to be back for sundays game tho. John O'Shea scored a crouch-esque goal with the ball hitting him on his standing leg before going in. He and Fletcher both showed us today why they're not good enough to be playing for United. Fuckin sub par performances. Just not good enough.

John O'Shea (2-0)

Carrick played much better than he did against Wigan so thats definitely a good sign. I really hope he settles down and gives us consistently good performances week in, week out and lives up to his price tag. Richardson got lucky to get United's 3rd goal of the night but well, thats football. What are the odds of Reina coming up with a howler to gift us a goal of such a nature on sunday, pretty high aiye?

Richardson (3-0)

Oh and the Smudgers back!

Bring on the scouse bastards! I've got my money on Ronaldo, Rooney and Vidic to fuckin crush em!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 10:17 AM,
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How Women's Tennis is Meant to be Played

In my world it is, anyway.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 10:06 AM,
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The Official Celebrity Cup Size List

Alicia Silverstone 33-B
Alyssa Milano 34-B
Andie MacDowell 34-B
Anna Kournikova 32-B
Anna Nicole Smith 42-DD
Annette Bening 34-B
Audrey Hepburn 34-A
Brandy (Moesha) 36-C
Brigitte Bardot 35-B
Brigitte Nielsen 36-C
Britney Spears 34-C
Brooke Adams 34-B
Brooke Shields 34-B
Cameron Diaz 34-B
Carmen Electra 36-D
Cher 32-B
Christina Applegate 34-C
Christina Ricci 36-C
Cindy Crawford 34-B
Cindy Lauper 34-B
Claire Danes 36-B
Claudia Jennings 34-B
Claudia Schiffer 35-C
Courtney Cox 34-C
Courtney Love 34-B
Demi Moore 34-C
Dolly Parton 40-DD
Donna Summers 34-B
Drew Barrymore 34-C
Elizabeth Berkley 34-C
Elizabeth Hurley 36-C
Elizabeth Taylor 36-C
Elle MacPherson 34-C
Emma Harrison 34-C
Eva Herzigova 36-C
Farraw Fawcett 33-B
Faye Grant 34-B
Geri Halliwell 34-D
Gillian Anderson 34-C
Goldie Hawn 34-A
Grace Kelly 34-A
Gwyneth Paltrow 33-B
Halle Berry 36-C
Heather Locklear 34-B
Heidi Fleiss 34-B
Helen Hunt 34-B
Helen Morgan 35-C
Ivana Trump 33-B
Jaclyn Smith 34-B
Jamie Lee Curtis 34-C
Jane Fonda 33-B
Janet Jackson 35-C
Janet Leigh 35-C
Jennifer Connelly 34-D
Jennifer Jason Leigh 34-B
Jennifer Love Hewitt 36-C
Jenny McCarthy 38-D
Jewel Kilcher 34-D
Joan Crawford 35-C
Joan Rivers 34-B
Jordan 34-D
Julia Roberts 34-B
Julianne Moore 34-B
Julie Andrews 34-B
Julie Brown 35-C
Juliette Binoche 33-A
Kate Moss 32-A
Kate Winslet 34-C
Katerina Witt 36-C
Katherine Hepburn 34-B
Kelly Brook 34-
Kelly LeBrock 34-B
Kim Basinger 35-C
Kim Cattrall 34-B
Kirstie Alley 34-B
Latoya Jackson 32-D
Leah Remini 34-C
LeeAnn Rhimes 34-D
Linda Blair 34-D
Linda Evangelista 34-B
Lisa Kudrow 36-C
Liv Tyler 34-C
Lucille Ball 33-B
Lucy Lawless 38-C
Madonna 34-C
Marilyn Monroe 34-C
Mary Pierce 34-C
Melanie Griffith 34-B
Melissa Joan Hart 34-B
Meryl Streep 34-B
Michelle Johnson 36-C
Michelle Pfeiffer 33-B
Milla Jovovich 32-B
Naomi Campbell 34-B
Natalie Cole 36-B
Natasha Kinski 33-B
Nicole Kidman 34-B
Nikki Taylor 34-B
Olivia Newton John 33-B
Ophra Winfrey 36-C
Pamela Anderson 36-DD
Phoebe Cates 34-B
Princess Caroline 33-B
Princess Diana 35-B
Princess Gloria 34-B
Queen Elizabeth 36-B
Rachel Hunter 36-C
Rachel Ward 34-C
Rene Russo 33-B
Sally Field 33-B
Salma Hayek 36-C
Samantha Fox 36-D
Sandra Bullock 33-B
Sarah Michelle Gellar 36-C
Selena 34-B
Shania Twain 36-D
Shannon Whirry 37-D
Sharon Stone 34-B
Sigourney Weaver 34-B
Sophia Loren 38-C
Steffi Graf 35-B
Susan Sarandon 37-C
Suzanne Somers 35-C
Teri Hatcher 32-C
Tonya Harding 33-B
Tyra Banks 34-C
Ulrika Johnson 36-C
Vanessa Williams 34-C
Whitney Houston 34-B
Yasmeen Ghauri 34-B
Yasmine Bleeth 36-C
Yoko Ono 34-C

Hhaving had a quick skim through the stats above, id say they're faily accurate. I've only included celebrities i know of in the list above, check the rest of the list off DeansPlanted.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:39 AM,
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The Lohan's A Dude

A He-She. A She-male. A Tranny. A She-man. That lumps either a testes or freaky some tumor/growth with the former being the more likely of the 2.

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Post-Its

Lol. Awesome ad aint it?

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The Hottest Scarlett Johansson Scene EVER

Lo and behold, i give you screen caps of a deleted scene from the movie "A love song for bobby long."

Fuck me! Having seen the clip, i'm at a lost for words now so imma just leave it at that and leave you with a link for you lot to download the clip.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:49 PM,
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Wigan 1: 3 United - The Goals

Nemanja Vidic (1 - 1)

Saha (1 -2)

Ole (1-3)

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More Deleted Scenes From Borat, The Movie

I managed to get my hands on 4 more deleted scenes from the movie, Borat to add on to the 2 which i posted a couple of weeks ago.

Borat Gets Pulled Over by The Cops

Borat At The State Penitentiary

Borat At The Dog Shelter

Borat Says Grace

I cant believe these scenes werent included in the movie. They're funny as hell, which only means the movies gonna be so much better. Fuck yeah!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:51 PM,
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Who the f*ck Does the Lohan Think She Is?

Trying to get those skanky lips of hers on Salma's.

You can see it ever so clearly on Salma's face, "thanks bitch but no thanks, get those gonorrhea infested lips the fuck away from me.

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Steve Irwin's Death Picts

So yeah, thats the sting ray that brought him down. RIP.

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Britney Spears Through The Years

Any idea what we could expect next? Her being a soccer mom, pamela anderson-esque?

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A Tale of 2 Halves at the JJB

I'll be the first to admit we were piss poor early on in the game especially in the first 7-8 minutes. Took us an eternity to settle down and get our act together and we were duly punished. I'll take nothign away from the strike off the free kick, was an unstoppable effort really but my oh my, that has got to be the worst defensive wall i've ever seen from the United players. We eventually dominated the game, tho it was looking like 1 of those dys, with countless efforts on goal with nothing going in. Fergie must have hammered them good during halftime, we came out a toally different team. The cunts calling for Fergie's head and claiming his lost his edge and etc etc, this sure prooves them wrong.

Vidic was immense again, as he always has been and he's finally got a goal for all his effort. Fuck yeah!! Pallister-esque. Giggs's introduction was the catalyst for our second half perforance, no question about it even though the rest of them stepped up their game. Scholesy's passes were incredible. Carrick's still got a long way to go to make me a believer. Fergie shuffling the formation around at half time deifnitely helped out cause stretching the midfiled and hence creating more space up front for rooney, saha and solskjaer.

Rooney was at the heart of everything, working his socks off, tracking back, never giving up the chase, fuckin class. He's not at his brilliant best as yet but its definitely a huge step up from his performances in the previous few matches. He'd be back at his very best against the pool next week. Now for Ole, class act, our top scorer right now in the league, brilliant on the right once again, capped it off with a very well taken goal. Legend! Saha's control for the second goal was fuckin spectacular. I'm just surprised he missed that sitter minutes before with just the keeper to beat and he pulled his shot wide. Awesome goals tonight, all 3 of em.

Now, with Giggsy back on the same form which won the player of the month accolade before he picked up the injury and ronaldo, neville and heinze back for the game against the pool, i cant hardly wait. Them scousers are in for a battering and so are the Danes in the midweek champs league game. Was an awesome night indeed at the pub last night which ended with me losing my fuckin voice which was eventually capped off the scousers dropping points to blackburn and now i hear both the Chelskian goalies have picked up knocks. Lol.

I dont mean to whinge after a victory but i fuckin hate, no i loathe Steve Bennet. Cunt of the highest order. I lost count of the number of decisions we should have got but didnt midway through the first half. Cunt.

But fuck that, i aint letting that cunt spoil my day. Nah uh. Its time for some Vidic appreciation ya'll!! All hail and bow down before the Serbian monster himself, the toughest meanest defender united's ever seen, Nemanja Vidic!!! I fuckin loved it how he absolutely owned Heskey and had Camara in his pockets all game long.