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The Yao Ming of Football

Bolton Wanderers have taken 6ft 9in Chinese striker Yang Chagpeng on trial at the Reebok Stadium. He's gotta be the worlds tallest footballer. Only Jan Koller comes close and he's like 6'7. Least he's way more normal looking than Crouch.

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T.I.O.T's Top 10 Borat Skits

So yeah i just spent the last 2 days watching both seasons of HBO's Da Ali G Show. Now that i've suffered too many stitches from all the incessant laughter, i know give you my top 10 Borat Skits of all time.

10. Borat's Guide to Hunting

9. Borat's Guide to Country Music

8. Borat's Guide to Baseball

7. Borat's Guide to Etiquette

6. Borat's Guide to Cambridge University

5. Borat's Guide to Wine Tasting

4. Borat's Guide to the South

3. Borat's Guide to the Elections

2. Borat's Guide to Acting

1. Borat's Guide to Hunting

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Tara Reid Comes Clean

In the latest issue of Us Weekly Tara Reid admits to getting her breast implants fixed and discusses the other problems she faced with plasitc surgery.

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."

On being intimate:
"Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

You know i always thought it was just her tits that was messed up and now i found out her stomach is as well. This has got to be a worlds first, instead of shedding the pounds, she actually gained some with liposuction. Her tits, her ass and now her stomach! She's a friggin freak of nature, thats what she is. Like fuckin hell, whats next? And so much for corrective surgery, im yet to see her tits looking even half normal.

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Erica Durance: The Hottest Lois Lane EVER

I've been meaning to do this post for a while now, well ever since Lois Lane was first introduced in Smallville towards the end of season 4. We've now had like what, dozens of superman movies, and we've NEVER had a Lois Lane who'se this fyne! Kate Bosworth who played Lois in the latest Superman Returns, the latest superman flick absolutely PALES in comparison.

In light of her successful stint with Smallville, she recently scored a role playing the lead actress in the Butterfly Effect 2 and well lets just say having watched the trailers and screen caps, i'd have to be gay not to want to watch it. Lol. Check out the following stills:

Thats 1 lucky dude, whoever he is, i cant be stuffed finding out. I always knew Erica had gone under the knife at 1 point in her life or another. She was just too friggin hot to be all natural and yeah i was right. I managed to find a gif of her strutting her stuff in the movie, House of the Dead which was released like 3 years ago or something.

So there you have it, she's definitely got implants. She's still the hottest Lois Lane EVER by a mile!

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The Fifa World Player of The Year Shortlist

FIFA World Player of the Year Award

Adriano (Inter Milan, Brazil)

Michael Ballack (Chelsea, Germany)

Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus, Italy)

Fabio Cannavaro (Real Madrid, Italy)

Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United, Portugal)

Petr Cech (Chelsea, Czech Republic)

Deco (Barcelona, Portugal)

Didier Drogba (Chelsea, Ivory Coast)

Michael Essien (Chelsea, Ghana)

Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona, Cameroon)

Luis Figo (Inter Milan, Portugal)

Gennaro Gattuso (AC Milan, Italy)

Steven Gerrard (Liverpool, England)

Thierry Henry (Arsenal, France)

Kaka (AC Milan, Brazil)

Miroslav Klose (Werder Bremen, Germany)

Philippe Lahm (Bayern Munich, Germany)

Frank Lampard (Chelsea, England)

Jens Lehmann (Arsenal, Germany)

Alessandro Nesta (AC Milan, Italy)

Andrea Pirlo (AC Milan, Italy)

Franck Ribery (Marseille, France)

Juan Roman Riquelme (Villarreal, Argentina)

Ronaldinho (Barcelona, Brazil)

Wayne Rooney (Manchester United, England)

Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal, Czech Republic)

Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea, Ukraine)

Lilian Thuram (Barcelona, France)

Patrick Vieira (Inter Milan, France)

Zinedine Zidane (retired, France)

I'd fuckin love it if Ronaldo wins it this time around but we all know that aint gonna happen, not this year anyway. Its just plain ol' wishful thinking. Its gotta be Fabio Cannavaro, no one else even comes close to his performances in the past year which capped off with him skippering the Italians to their 3rd world cup win.

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The UNSW Riot

Riot police used pepper spray on a teenage girl after breaking up a brawl at an under-age dance party at the University of NSW last night. Shortly after 8pm police and ambulances were called to the event and more than 3000 teenagers were forced out of the After Dark Under 18s party at The Roundhouse at the Kensington campus of the university.

Witnesses said a gang started the fight inside the venue, in which weapons including a pool cue were used. Partygoer Melissa, 17, said the fights involved a number of rival gangs from Sydney's southern and eastern suburbs. "It started in one corner then there were fights here, and fights and fights and fights," she said outside the party. "It just started with one and then everybody just started hitting each other."

When police arrived they shut the party, billed as "Sydney's hottest under-age event", by turning the sound off and the lights on. The teenagers then streamed out of the venue and on to Anzac Parade, many unaware why they were being asked to leave. One teenager said she had seen police use pepper spray on her friend.

Manager of the University of NSW Roundhouse, Shelley Valentine, said police had been forced to use capsicum spray to quieten the crowd because there were "so many warring parties ... that it got out of hand". Ms Valentine told Southern Cross Broadcasting that the organisers' own security operators had moved the fights outside the Roundhouse venue when they broke out about 8.30pm, and had joined police outside.

"We took our security out into Anzac Parade as well and worked with police in order to disperse them," she said. "Police basically took it from there when we took them outside the venue." She agreed the fracas had resembled a "rolling punch-up".

Ms Valentine said about 1500 tickets had been sold and tickets were available at the door for the event, which was being held during the school and university holidays.
She said organisers had been prepared to continue with the dance party following the brawl, but had been told by police to close the doors. Witnesses said some teens at the event had been drinking prior to entering. This was despite organisers refusing entry to anyone who appeared drunk.

The Herald witnessed at least a dozen drunk teenagers milling around at nearby bus shelters late into the evening. At least a dozen security guards hired by After Dark formed a cordon at the Anzac Parade entrance of the campus and refused to let any of the teenagers inside. They did, however, allow students from the university to enter and leave.

The Sydney Morning Herald

Amidst all that chaos, i was right there at the UNSW tennis courts right opposite the roundhouse where the brawls first broke out. There was a helluva lot of shouting/screaming, frantic running all over the place before the sounds of the sirens engulfed the commotion. With the cops chasing em drunk teens out of campus, a couple of scantily clad girls spilled onto the tennis courts, which only brightened up an otherwise dull night of tennis. Lol. If only i had my phone with me, i coulda like taken exclusive clips of the incident and sold em to the papers here or some shyt like that. Lol!

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Jagshemash, I Like You!

Borat strikes AGAIN!

So the Croats beat the English 2-0, a result which is of no surprise to me really, but who cares anyway? Whats worthy of a mention however is Paul Robinson's howler in goal, miskicking a slow arsed backpass played by Neville and watching it roll by his feet into his own goal. What capped it all off were the Borat ad's proclaiming, "I Like You" right when Robinson slipped up. Fuckin class!

This has got to be the picture of the day, Robinson leaviing the pitch with the Croatian cheerleaders out in full force. Good legs on show there.

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We've Got Cunts For Neighbours

I maybe miles away from home, but it sure sickens me seeing pictures of Haze infested home. The haze is like a fuckin plague! Every year, in the months of September and October, em Indon cunts never fail to churn out huge blankets of smoke which the easterly winds channel down to Malaysia and Singapore, blanketting our skylines.

I find it fuckin absurd that this has been going on ever since i can fuckin remember and that yet till today nothings been done to combat the problem at hand. I reckon there's a more likely chance of LKY and Badawi getting caught in the act banging the shyt outta each other in some sorta interracial homo action than the indons leaving our skies and guts haze free next year.

Its good to see that my sentiments are shared by my fellow malaysians:

Yeah, fog you indon cunts!

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The GooTube

Google Inc. announced today that it has agreed to acquire YouTube, the consumer media company for people to watch and share original videos through a Web experience, for $1.65 billion in a stock-for-stock transaction. Following the acquisition, YouTube will operate independently to preserve its successful brand and passionate community.

The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing online video entertainment communities with Google's expertise in organizing information and creating new models for advertising on the Internet. The combined companies will focus on providing a better, more comprehensive experience for users interested in uploading, watching and sharing videos, and will offer new opportunities for professional content owners to distribute their work to reach a vast new audience.

"The YouTube team has built an exciting and powerful media platform that complements Google's mission to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful," said Eric Schmidt, Chief Executive Officer of Google. "Our companies share similar values; we both always put our users first and are committed to innovating to improve their experience. Together, we are natural partners to offer a compelling media entertainment service to users, content owners and advertisers."

And here's what the founders themselves have to say in their very own youtube video:

Theyre just a couple of gayboy's who cant keep their hands off each other!

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John Ashcroft

The new face of porn.

Quite literally.

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Jessica Simpson Blowing An Ice Cream Cone

Skankalicious aint she?

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Scarlett Johansson: Sexiest Woman In The World?

Well according to Esquire magazine she is anyway. I'm still well, undecided. She's definitely right up there at the top but i'm just not too sure if she is indeed the sexiest of the lot! She's definitely got the sexiest tits in the world, by a mile, thats a certainty. If you're still not convinced, check out those epic tits of hers in these picts.

However unlikely it maybe, if those picts didnt have you convinced, i am absolutely certain the following gif will have you convinced.

If you're still not convinced and if you're a dude, you're a fuckin homo and if you're a chick, you're probably just envious/jealous.

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The Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

I cant believe i actually watched this shyt the other night. Turned out being a mega waste of an hour and a half of my life which i cant get back now. There were only honestly 5 scenes in the movie that were actually worth watching. An hour and a half for 5 scenes. What a fuckin rip off! Since im the kind soul that i am and i wouldnt want anyone else who'se reading this to have to go through what ive just been through, here are the 5 scenes:

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Holly Valance In Prison Break

I'd say thats the hottest scene in prison break thus far, just pipping that scene with Sukre's bird in season 1. Now, Sukre's bird was mighty fyne! I sure hope she pops up again somewhere along the season. If anyone's as big a fan of prison break as i am, listen up, apparently there aint gonna be any episodes of Prison Break released in the coming few weeks cause of the fuckin Major League Baseball playoffs. How fuckin gay is that. Fuckin yanks!

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Hair Sex

No, this post has got absolutely nothing to do with the chick in the pict above. It's all i got when i googled 'hair sex' so yeah. What we've got HERE, is gonna redefine the term 'giving good head' for ya. Hitting that link comes with a very NSFW warning, hence its of little wonder even i've refrained from putting it up on the site.

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