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The Lohan Lezzing It Up Once Again

I've got no idea who the other chic is but its clearl to see that the Lohan jumps at every oppurtunity she gets to lock those skanky lips of hers on anything that walks. Sometimes, i really do wonder if there's anything this skank wouldnt do for some attention? Its not like giving a blowjob in public on the set of a movie is going to deter her.

So is there anything the Lohan wouldnt do? Beats me.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:51 AM,
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Bollywood >>>>>> Hollywood

Ok so fine it aint exactly a bollywood flick, its more of a mollywood flick buy any fuckin how, how good were the special effects in that clip. Lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:54 PM,
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Ever Wondered What She'd Look Like in The Nude?

If you're the average dude even whenever a hot chic walks by you, its only second nature to tell ur mates you'd tap that ass and then you cant help but to wonder what she'd look like butt naked. Before you know it, you're already undressing her mentally and picturing her strutting her stuff. The following website helps you to further enhance your 'mental undressin' skills. Check it out HERE.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:38 PM,
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TIOT Brings You Up Pamela Anderson's Skirt

Ready

Steady

Go.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:19 PM,
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The GSM Sat-Phone Locator

Worried your GF / Wife might be playing away while you think she's out shopping? This brilliant GSM Phone Locator is the answer! By locating the nearest cellular phone antenna / booster, you can now find out by entering a mobile number where the phone's owner is! Try it HERE.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:04 AM,
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News From Home: A Singaporean Edition

SINGAPORE: A Singaporean teenager has been charged with tapping into someone else's wireless Internet connection, a crime that carries a penalty of up to three years in jail, a newspaper reported Saturday. Garyl Tan Jia Luo, 17, is the first person to be charged with this crime under the Computer Misuse Act, the Straits Times reported.

The report said Tan is accused of using a laptop computer to gain unauthorized access to a home wireless network on May 13. The newspaper said a neighbor had apparently lodged a complaint against Luo.

Tan was released on a bail of 6,000 Singapore dollars (US$3,855; €3,000) and is scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday. If convicted, Tan faces up to three years in jail and fines of up to S$10,000 (US$6,425; €5,000) under the Computer Misuse Act.

AP

Is it just me or is this, if upheld, the worlds most absurd crime ever. How is it even the dude's fault. For fucks sake, if you're dumb enough not to secure your wireless network, you fuckin deserve to get it fuckin tapped. Sheesh.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:46 PM,
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MTV Gone Wrong

They wrote this great song and recorded it. But it didn't get any airtime on the radio let alone the music video television networks. They felt something had to be done about it, because the whole world deserved to hear their song and hum it along for weeks to come.

They needed a kick ass video that MTV couldn't ignore. So they set up this big jacuzzi in the drummer's parents backyard and talked to the hottest chicks in school and asked if they would mind playing a bit in bikini in the jacuzzi. They would sure become famous. Well, at least one of them did.

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36 Balls

AN FA Cup game grinds to a halt after pranksters throw 36 balls on to the pitch. Play in Walsall’s match at Macclesfield last night had to be suspended for a few minutes when the brightly-coloured balls were lobbed from outside the ground over the roof of a stand.

Kids from a nearby estate were blamed for the jape 55 minutes into the televised first round match. Ex-England ace Paul Ince, boss of League Two strugglers Macclesfield, joked: “They will come in handy. We’ve only got about eight for practice sessions.” Despite the extra balls no one could score and the match ended 0-0.

36 balls and none of em ended up in the back of the net? Lol.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:20 PM,
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TIOT Exclusive: Saddam Hussein Escapes Execution

The Proposed Execution

The Escape

Lol, he must have got the idea off Haywire in the hit TV series, Prison Break.

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David Jones Off To Derby County

Derby County hope to conclude the signing of Manchester United midfielder David Jones on Wednesday. A deal has been agreed that Jones, 23, will initially move on loan to Pride Park with a £1m-plus transfer becoming permanent in the January.

Jones played for Rams boss Billy Davies in a loan spell at Preston last season. Personal terms have yet to be settled but Davies hopes they can be sorted so Jones can join training on Friday and play against Luton on Saturday.

Well, thats that, another one bites the dust.

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Topless Skydiving, Anyone?

Lol, they really ought to use these picts to illustrate the gravitational effect in primary schools.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:28 PM,
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Random Images of The Day 14/11/2006

My apologies for the lack of updates of late. I'm a little pegged down with my revision for an Engineering Mechanics paper which i've got in a couple of days. Come thursday, normal service will resume. Hang in there ya'll. Read the archives in the meantime!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:09 PM,
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You Know The World's Coming To An End When ...

... Tara Reid actually shows up at an event looking half decent and sober, with tits that look relatively proportionate and normal.

...Avril Lavigne shows off cleavage, yes you read right, CLEAVAGE!

...If thats still not enough to convince ya that the world as we know it is coming to a close, get a load of this. Nicole Ritchie, who'se probably not had a meal for months gets spotted at a Mcdonalds drivethru ordering FOOD.

If you've got a secret crush, you best let him/her know real soon.

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Why Cheerleaders Make The Perfect Woman...

1. They all have great Pom Pom's.

2. They always wear short skirts no matter how cold it is.

3. They encourage you to look up their skirts with their leg kicks and cartwheels.

4. They work on Sunday's so you can stay home alone with your friends to watch football.

5. They know about sports.

6. Their uniform can be used in many situations from Halloween to bed.

7. One word, flexibility.

8. They lift and hold their friends by the crotch.

9. These friends are other cheerleaders.

10. They shower together in the locker room.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 7:04 AM,
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Blackburn 0:1 United - The Goal

Louis Saha