Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Introducing Tila Tequila

A MySpace celebrity? I dont see what the hype is. She looks as good as any other 3rd grade oriental pornstar.

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Post Its or Post Tits?

Well she certainly put them to good use. Innovative indeed.

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Brokeback Mountain: The Game

Heh. I suppose its only a matter of time before the game really comes up! Mount (other). Lol.

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10 Sex Commandments For Women

1. The size doesn't count. Battery voltage does.

2. "Including the balls" is the only solution to the ultimate question: "How the F*** did he measure 8.2 inches (21 cm)?"

3. You woke up naked in a strange apartment, next to an empty vodka bottle and a web-cam? Hooray! Finally you will get some results when you google your name.

4. We are not claiming that it's worth the effort, but you should know that fat guys try harder.

5. No, "Take out the garbage" doesn't count as "dirty talking".

6. It is cool to perform in diverse positions, but if god would have wanted you that way He would have created you as a paper clip.

7. If he insists on cumming on your face, goggles are a legitimate demand.

8. We have no problem with "doggy," but what has "style" got to do with it?

9. Your boyfriend bought a red Speedo and started to grow a mustache? We hope that you are a friendly person, since you're going to an orgy.

10. When you’re waiting for him in his T-shirt, it’s cute. But when he’s waiting for you in your T-shirt, it’s time to start worrying.

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Heal Rooney

Heh. "Heal Rooney Oh Lord, we need a world cup miracle." Watch it HERE.

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Lampard Quits Chelski For Barca

Lol. Need i say more?

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Beasely Taking A Leak

Can the dressing rooms really be all that far away to take a piss? Fuckin disgusting yanks.

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Cantona Appreciation #1

Right up there with his best ever goals for united. Absolute gem of a goal. Right into the top right corner.

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Happy 26th May

7 Years On. Sigh. The Memories.

Can Manchester United score? They always score. The big goalie's coming up. Peter Schmeichel is forward. Can he score another one in Europe. He's got 1 in Europe already.

Beckham....

In towards Schmeichel.

Its come for Dwight Yorke.

Cleared.

Giggs with a shot.

Sheringham...

And the rest is history. Gives me goosebumps whenever i see footage of that fateful night.

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Blowjobs: X Ray-ed

Well it takes a bold man to expose his dick to all that radiation. He's prolly not gonna be having any kids. With all that said, i bet he still enjoyed it. Lol.

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Have You Ever Been This Drunk?