Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Rafa's Brilliance

Liverpool FC: The Epitome of a 1 Man Team

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What Your Ipod Cant Do

3 models: snow white, metal and jaguar
> easy-to-use, touch-sensitive scroll wheel to adjust vibrating speed
> rechargeable via your mac's firewire port or with travel charger
> using rendez-vous and bluetooth technologies you can control your iCock from your computer or cellular phone.

And for those of you who're constantly on the move, rest assured, we've definitely catered to your needs. I give you the iCock Mini!

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The Furcedes

Especially for the dog lovers out there, ie davi!

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The African Ipod

Lol.

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Japanese SAQ's (Seldom Asked Questions)

Ever wondered why the Japanese do things in a slightly indifferent manner when compared to the rest of us? I give you answers to all these questions! Here's a taste of the sort of questions u'd expect:

Why are urinals in the men's public restrooms visible form the outside?
Why haven't record prices changed in the last twenty years?
Why is 'tentacle porn' so popular?
Why do Japanese school girls wear sailor suits?
Why is 'tentacle porn' so popular?
What does the name of the famous hamburger chain, MOS Burger mean?

Check out the answers to all these questions together with tons of other questions.

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Nice Shoes

Hmm..Where do i get myself a pair?

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"Open Wide And Say Ahhh"

says the dentist.

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The Difference Between Man and Woman

Heh.

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United New Boys

Patrice Evra

Although only 24 when he joined the Red Devils, Evra had already been capped five times for France and was club captain at Monaco, where he had established himself as a committed, attack-minded player.

Like many of Sir Alex's signings, Evra is young, versatile and ambitious. Comfortable at both left-sided midfield and left full-back, the Frenchman is known for his veracity and pace and has even been likened to ex-United flankman Jesper Blomqvist.

Nemanja Vidic

At 6'2" and with an aggressive, physical playing style, Vidic was inevitably likened to legendary United defenders of old, such as Steve Bruce and Jaap Stam, upon signing for the club. But on his arrival in Manchester, the player was keen to avoid such comparisons.

"When I was a child there were some fabulous players but really I don't try to imitate or copy anyone and I don't have any role models," he said."I am trying to be myself, make my own style and produce my own image."

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Tana Umaga Calls it Quits

TANA Umaga closed the book yesterday on an international career which made him arguably the most successful captain in All Blacks history when he announced his retirement from Test rugby.

"After the achievements last year and the development that is going on within the team, it is a good time to step down. I am looking forward to spending more time with my family and to putting something back into Wellington rugby, the Hurricanes and the community."

Read On ...

Another shocker aiye? Especially with the world cup just a year and a half away? I woudl'nt quite compare his retirement to that of Roy Keanes which came like a thunder bolt outta nowhere. In Umaga's case however, he's choosen to retire on a high, after leading the all black to a grand slam in 2005. You can hardly fault the man for choosing to spend more time at home with his family as his kids grow up.

You can't even fault the timing of his announcement. He's giving the Blacks ample time to regroup and to adjust to life after Umaga unlike Keane. I've got a feeling the Blacks will get on just fine even without Umaga leading the charge. Richie McCaw gets my vote to be assigned captain.

Check out the Telegraph's Slideshow of his Career.

Advance of an All Black hero

Born: 27 May 1973.

Height: 6ft 1in (1.87m ).

Test record: 74 (21 as captain) caps; 36 tries.

Position: Centre.

1992: Played for Junior Kiwis (rugby league) before switching to rugby union.

1994: Makes provincial debut for Wellington. Represents New Zealand Colts.

1997: Scores try in Test debut against Fiji.

1999: Appears in World Cup in Britain where New Zealand finish fourth.

2000: Plays at outside centre after 18 Tests on wing.

2004: Becomes first player of Pacific Island extraction to captain All Blacks.

2005: Leads All Blacks to 3-0 series sweep against the British and Irish Lions, and second Grand Slam in history in British Isles.

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Music Videos: Censored No More

Zebrahead - Playmate of the Year

R. Kelly - Fiesta

The Offspring - Original Prankster

NERD - Lapdance

Fountains Of Wayne - Stacey's Mom

Add N To (X) - Plug Me In

Check out these music videos how they're meant to be seen!

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Paris Hilton Gets Felt Up

You're probably going like "ahh, thats old news.. whats new"? Well its her own bodyguard who'se taking the plunge this time and boldly going where many dirty hands have gone before. Enjoy these pics of him helping himself to a grope as he 'helps' a clearly hapless Paris Hilton. Ahh ill dedicate this post to Paris's #1 fan, Char! Heh.

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Smoking Manners

Trust the Jap's to come up with a set of 44 pictures depicting smoking manners. But wait, thats not it, they've even got a friggin screensaver!

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Random Joke of The Day

A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for Christmas. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz."

The poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?"

The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."

The poor man acknowledges the rich man's answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. " I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo."

With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!"

The poor man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go f*ck herself."

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This Aint No Willy Wonka

The classic Clone-A-Willy allows you to make a copy of your Johnson, and with the optional motor you can even turn it into a vibrator. The latest version is the Chocolate Clone-A-Willy which lets you make a real milk chocolate copy that is 100% edible and, apparently, quite tasty. It'll be available in about two weeks, so start scouting early so you'll have time to make a copy of your manhood.

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PETA's Worst Dressed Celebrities for 2005

No prizes for guessing who topped the list!

Yeah... you guessed right. Its Paris Hilton alrite. Its a shame that all the money in the world cant buy you a decent fashion sense. Coming in a close second is Kimberly Stewart, followed by Lisa Gastineau and Victoria Gotti.

Bringing up the rear in the 5th and final spot, we've got but the one and only Tara Reid who'se flashed more T & A in her many drunken escapades this year than Jordan! I personally think she deserves the honour of being America's worst dressed celeb more than Paris!

Check out Tara Reid's drunken escapades!

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Photogenic Behind

Oh Hell Yeah! The scenery's awesome!

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Men are from Google, Women are from Yahoo

Do Different Genders Use The Web Differently?

Men tend to see it as an office, a library, or a playground, screw the community, this is about function not family. The report found that women are more enthusiastic communicators, using email in a more robust way. Not only sending and receiving more email than men, women are more likely to write to family and friends about a variety of topics, sharing news, joys and worries, planning events, and forwarding jokes and stories.

True that!

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Random Image of the Day

Jetski-ing with airbags? Way to go!

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The Voyeuristic Dildo

Description: Look Deep Inside of Me!

Revolutionary, insertable, micro-camera for internal viewing action!! Powerful, multispeed, vibrating stimulator with a microsized, close-up lens camera that can be inserted for your viewing pleasure.

Easily plug into your television or record on your VCR. Includes removable Silicone tickler sleeve and RCA jacks for your convenience. Uses 4 AA batteries, not included.

So its a dildo that allows you to see whereever you put it. Hmm. All i can say is why?

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Sunrise in Darjeeling

So i recently got back from India after spending a week and a half in the motherland. Part of my itenary while i was in Darjeeling was to catch the sunrise off Tiger Hill which is located strategically at an altitude of 2590 metres above sea level. Tiger Hill also offers an impeccable view of the snow capped mountain peak, Kanchenjunga, better known as the third highest moutain in the world
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We set off from our hotel in Darjeeling at 4.30 am, before dawn hoping to catch a good view of the sunrise. By the time we got there at 5ish, there were truckloads of camera bearing people already crowding around the vintage look-out points. So i had to brave the hundreds in he crowds coupled with the blistering cold, sub zero degree temperatures, to bring you this set of pictures. It sure was an awesome sight to behold. Such sights just cap off your trip and are definitely the main highlight.

And thats as good as a sunrise gets, anywhere in the world. Its an awesome sight seeing the sun in the form of a red ball, break into the horizon with shades of yellow and orange.

What was impressive just the same was the sunrays hitting Mount Kanchenjunga and illuminating it.

Did i mention the crowd or did i mention the crowd? If our guide's estimate was spot on the crowd must have been at least 800 strong. And here's all 8 of us that went on the trip. From left to right: Me, my bro, my dad, my mum, Dilshad, Aunty Charan, Sangeetha and Uncle Narjit.