Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Holly Valance: Topless Fight Scene

Its a scene from the movie, "Dead and Alive" and well they could have gone 1 better by replacing the dude with another chick, only then would we have a movie worth watching.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:20 AM,
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The Simple Life In Africa

Having seen Nicole Rithchie's body shed pound after pound, with nothing but skin and bones left now to shed, perhaps she's doing it all for her next television role.

Now this might just be the first season of the simple life that i'd actually follow.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 8:54 AM,
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Nistelrooy Who?

8 goals scored in 2 games. 1 conceded. 2 Wins. 6 points. Top of the premiership. Solskjaer's scored his first goal in 3 years. It dont get any better than this huh? Oh wait, it does, the mighty boro just nicked a win against the Chelskian cunts.

Now did i say 8 goals?

Yeah i sure did. 8 goals. 2 games. Glory Glory Man Utd! Bring on Watford!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 8:16 AM,
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Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

MUMBAI (Reuters) - An Indian man who took his wife to a hit Bollywood film about marital tensions hoping she would allow him to marry again shot her after she refused, police and a newspaper said. The Mumbai Mirror daily said on Monday the wife had left his home with their two children after a marital spat.

But on Saturday, they had made up and went to see "Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna" (Never Say Goodbye), a Hindi film about couples finding love outside marriage, which has been playing to packed houses in Indian cities.

The newspaper said the 32-year-old man's real intention in taking his wife to the movie was to persuade her to allow him to marry his girlfriend. When she refused, the husband attacked her with a "sharp weapon" and shot her in the stomach, leaving her for dead on the road, the Mumbai Mirror reported.

"The wife survived and she has given us a statement against her husband," a police officer said. The film's director Karan Johar expressed shock. "When I made the film, I never thought it would incite such strong emotions," Johar was quoted as saying in the newspaper.

Bollywood, the world's most prolific film industry, has a big influence over the lives millions of Indians, who visit cinemas regularly to see the latest releases. In June, a young man leapt off a cinema balcony in central India and broke his leg while trying to imitate the stunts of a superhero in a Bollywood movie.

Now, they're prolly gonna make a movie bout this incident. lol. Where else but bollywood?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:59 PM,
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Boob Masseus: The Worlds Best Profession?

Imagine a conversation between parents and their kid which go along these lines: So son, "what would yo like to be when you grow up?" I'd like to be a boob masseus, dad! Its the best job in the world. I'd drop biomedical engineering in a heart beat if i ever get a job as a boob masseus!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:43 AM,
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Chocolate Sure Is An Aphrodisiac

Well, i suppose topless chicks covered in chocolate would come second only to topless chicks playing football!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:29 AM,
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The Season Opener: United vs Fulham

Van Der Sar

Neville Brown Ferdinand Silvestre

Ronaldo Scholes Giggs Park

Rooney Saha

I'd personally start with the team above in light of carrick's and heinze's injuries. Rooney's been passed fit to start the game and with his absurd 3 match suspesion starting in the next game, i am absolutely certain he's gonna come out all guns blazing tonight. I'm predicting Saha to grab a brace against his former club with ronaldo and rooney getting 1 apiece. 4-0 to the red devils. Wtih the arse and liveshite dropping points last night and with spurs getting beaten, 4-0 would be the icing on the cake.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 9:06 AM,
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