Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Carmen Electra Getting Wet

Quiet possibly the most in demand job in the world, dont you think?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:36 PM,
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Paris's At It Once Again

Well, i hear she's coming up with an album of her own and if this is a preview of things to come, lol. I've got 2 words and only 2 words for her:

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:21 PM,
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Dress? What Dress?

Well ill be damned!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 5:49 PM,
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Spot The Difference

I'm gonna have to say the pink shoes.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 5:23 PM,
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Vene, Vidi, Vidic

Important Facts About Nemanja Vidic

Guns don't kill people. Nemanja Vidic kills People.

Nemanja Vidic does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.

Nemanja Vidic doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you - including the room itself.

Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are no races, only countries of people Nemanja Vidic has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Nemanja Vidic has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Nemanja Vidic, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.

Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

In a 50-50 challenge, Nemanja Vidic would win 150-nil.

Nemanja Vidic does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Nemanja Vidic recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Nemanja Vidic once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Nemanja Vidic hates The Beatles; two to go.

Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.

When Nemanja Vidic exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Nemanja Vidic's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Nemanja Vidic beat the hair off Chuck Norris' chest.

Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Vidic Hannibal

Nemanja Drago

Nemanjainator

And My Personal Favourite:

Vidic reveals his true self in the spurs game after Graham Poll's pathetic refereeing. I honestly cant blame him tho. I'm certain Rio's screaming, "Run away while you still can, Poll." I hope Vidic fucks Chelski up good at the Bridge next week.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 1:48 PM,
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GPS Panties

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Well i supose they wouldnt work once theyre off? So its kinda gonna defeat the purpose aiye?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:12 PM,
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Graham Fuckin Poll - Englands Finest?

Im sorry but i've just got to rant over this. Sheesh. Yeah i know we won, and its all done and dusted but now that i've seen this pict, im livid. My problem with Poll's failure to see the event is that Toure dived at the ball like a fucking goalkeeper .Handballs are freaking tough for a ref to see, ill give any ref that. They're quick, they often occur on rebounds and rocket shots, and it's even tougher to determine intent.

Giving a penalty when the player was just trying to get out of the way isn't fair at all. This one? It's absurd. I'm not sure I've ever seen, at the top flight, an outfield player dive at the ball. Toure might as well have been the GK. The thing is, even if Poll didn't actually see it, he should have known what happened just from the movements of those involved at the altered flight of the ball. How could anything else have happened? Graham Poll. Fuckin pathetic excuse for a referee. Englands finest? I think not. Rant over.

Anyhow, for those who missed the incident, check this out.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:37 PM,
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No More Cheating

I suppose thats a swell way from stopping the chicks from cheating. Not sure how it works for the guys tho?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:33 PM,
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Driving in India

Well, if you can drive in India, you'd be able to drive anywhere in the world. Its not just the roads in india which are congested and messed up. Notice all the 3 wheelers which keep driving by, ever wondered what a typical scene in 1 would be?