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The Greatest Football Ad EVER

Its gotta be at least 5 years since i last watched this clip. Fuckin quality!

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John Terry...A Racist?

There's a whole lot more to his sending off against Spurs last weekend. Rumours are spreading thick and fast that that the England captain allegedly made a racial remark (Shut up you lippy black monkey) to Ledley King prior to his sending off. The news has apparently been leaked out by a Spurs player with Chelski trying their best to cover it all up. It really does explain a whole lot of things regarding the scenes we saw at the lane both before and after the sending off. Watch the video again before you read on.

Now that you've watched the clip and with the racial slur in mind, the following incidents really do make sense:

1) Ledley King going mad when he usually is mild tempered especially with such 'harmless' incidents. Clearly no reason for him to be mad over a shove.

2) Why Chimbonda went berserk and had to be physically restrained.

3) Why Didier Zakora went mad

4) Why Drogba and Essien who usually are the first to get involved in such incidents and defend their teammates did nothing of the sort and just tried to restrain Chimbonda and Zakora and were immediately apologetic to the 2.

5) Why Terry calmy walked away expecting to be sent off for nothing which appeared to be more than a light shove.

6) Towards the end of clip, you see Shaun Wright Phillips questioning Terry as he walked off but Terry did not respond.

Other points to note are that Terry has also recently been accused of passing racial slurs by Samuel Eto of Barcelona earlier in the year and Rio Ferdinand has also mentioned that an England colleague of his is a known racist in his book. Wonder who he meant?

Ashley Cole has come out and said that Graham Poll told him the lack of discipline by Chelsea was out of order and Chelski are tryin to discredit Poll. but he cannot possibly come out and say what Terry did as he in the England captain, preferring to say he was sent off for 'ungentlemanly conduct.' All the evidence clearly supports this 'rumour' and it is highly likely that it is indeed a whole lot more than just a rumour.

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Anal/Oral Sex To Be Legalized In Singapore

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Oral and anal sex in private between consenting heterosexual adults would be legalised under Singapore's first major penal code amendments in 22 years, the government said on Wednesday.

Singapore, which in recent years has gradually eased social restrictions that have given it a straight-laced reputation, said it had conducted a comprehensive review of sexual offences in the penal code, which was enacted in 1871 and received its last significant amendments in 1984.

"We sought to modernise it to be in line with social mores and emerging societal trends," the Ministry of Home Affairs said. In another major change, the ministry proposes new laws to combat child prostitution and sex tourism.

Prostitution is not an offence in the city-state but the proposed amendments would make it a crime to purchase or solicit sex from anyone under the age of 18. "What this new section does is to enhance the age of protection for females to include 16 and 17-year-olds when commercial sex is involved," the ministry said.

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It's about fuckin time!

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Teen Swallows Toothbrush

Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex. Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.

But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen. When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.

A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'

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Lol. A toothbrush. Why a fuckin toothbrush? Besides length i dont see what other resemblances a toothbrush could have with a dick. I bet she must have watched some Jap/Chinese porn with em tiny pencil dicks on show. Surely, she woulda been better off sucking off a banana, just like Rosely Sanchez as you'll see in the gif below.

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Random Images Of The Day 10/11/2006

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Smith's Off To Cardiff City On Loan

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has granted Cardiff permission to bring Alan Smith to Ninian Park on loan. The Bluebirds, who currently top the Coca-Cola Championship table, must now wait to see if the forward agrees to make the step down a division.

Smith has struggled to break into Ferguson's first-team plans since returning to action in August after recovering from a broken ankle in February's FA Cup defeat by Liverpool. The former Leeds forward has made just four appearances for United this season and could increase his chances of regular first-team action as he looks to regain peak fitness.

A spokesman for City said: "We have made an inquiry to Manchester United. Sir Alex Ferguson has granted the loan. It is now down to the player."

I didnt see this one coming. This can only mean one thing tho, Fergies definitely got someone lined up to join us once the transfer window opens in January. With Ole out injured and Rossi only due back in the new year and if this loan deal does indeed go through we'd be left with just 2 strikers in the first team. I'll be shitting my pants in the games to come whenever Saha and Rooney go down under a challenge. Having said that, it might just be a good move for Smithy and his quest to regain full fitness. With us out of the Carling cup, i honestly dont see him getting any games with the first team. It remains to be seen if he'll accept the offer and take a step down to the championship.

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The Lohan Flashes Her Nipples For The 137883275875th time

Is it just me or is this really getting way too old? We've seen those tits/nipples one too many times. For fucks sake, somebody buy her a bra already. To go along with all that tit flashing, she's also found the time to flash her fugly as hell pussy which probably has seen more dick than Jenna Jameson's. Having said that, I suppose all she's got left to flash is her skanky arse and one can only hope, that when that day eventually comes, it aint as wrinkly and saggy as Tara's or as disgusting as Paris's.

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The Lohan Calls Paris A Cunt

Here's news to you lindsay, you're both cunts, skanky cunts at that. What we'd like to know is who the bigger cunt is.

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Random Images of The Day

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Salma Hayek Is Boobaliciously Booby

Em gif's might take a while to load so in the mean time, check out screencaps from that scene in Episode 6 of Ugly Betty HERE. Thats some good tv right there. Anyhow, watching those gif's made me realize how i've committed a huge sin in not featuring Salma enough in this site. Sheesh, i cant believe i've even failed to feature her in one of those banners on the right. To make up for it all, i give you 21 picts of a pair of tits so perfect, they put Scarlett's to shame.

Those tits are just too fuckin perfect. Too fuckin perfect to be real? Yeah, Salma had implants done ages ago. I however still dont give a shyt tho and wont backdown, fake or not, theyre still fuckin perfect. You know how in hair salons, all you gotta do is point to a picture of some celebrity with a hairdo that u like and the stylist gets it done for ya in jiff. They really ought to implement the same system for boob jobs. I'm so sick of seeing fugly fake tits like tara's. If you're gonna fuckin get implants make sure they fuckin look like Salma's or you'd be better off just giving me the 4 grand.

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K Fed's Gets Divorced Via SMS

Haha. Fuckin Priceless. Well done Britney.

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Superman & Spiderwoman Gettin Jiggy With It

Bollywood Style!

Thats an instant classic, much like the little superstar and bollywood's version of MJ's thriller which i featured a while back.

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Freddy Adu To United?

Freddy Adu will train with Manchester United for two weeks in November. The 17-year-old American forward has long been tipped to become one of football's hottest prospects and has repeatedly hinted at a move to Europe. Adu plays his football for DC United in American Major League Soccer and club spokesman Doug Hicks stressed that the spell in England was not a trial.
"This is a great opportunity and we support his decision to seek additional training opportunities," Hicks said. DC United's domestic season came to a close at the weekend following a play-off loss to New England Revolution. After the game Adu said there had been "some serious talks" that could lead to him playing elsewhere next year and heightened speculation over his future.

"I'd like to be back, but my ultimate goal was to go overseas, and if it comes sooner rather than later, I'll take it," he added. Adu has played three seasons for DC United, having joined them at the age of 14.

The midfielder-cum-striker, who is contracted to MLS rather than the club, has one more season to serve but there is an option for two more for the Ghana-born player hailed as the great hope of American soccer.

Any potential move to Europe will be permissible under international transfer rules when he turns 18 in June 2007. The Washington Post reports that Adu will link up with United on 18 November.

A 2 week trial. Hmm. Interesting. I honestly never saw this one coming, i always figured he woulda joined the Chelskian cunts. Definitely good news for us if this eventually leads to a permanent signing.

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The Britney/K Fed Sex Tape

I'm pretty sure that everyone's caught wind of Britney gettin a stroke of genious and filing for divorce from K Fed. If thats still news to you, where the fuck have you been? For the past day and a half all ive been hearing/watching/reading on the radio/tv/internet is bout Britney's divorce.

We always knew that K Fed was the cancer in the relationship and its little coincidence that on the day she files for divorce, she actually shows up looking relatively good, well compared to whats been on show in recent times anyway.

Oh and whats even better is that her tits are firming up and looking fyne once again. Whats even more coincidental is a supposedly Britney/K Fed sex tape hitting the cyberwaves just hours after Britney mania began.

Here's a link to the 19 second long clip of 'Britney' or some random chic who looks so much like Britney, giving some really good head. In those 19 seconds, all we had were closeup's of the left side of 'Britney's' face and with the absence of any unique facial features like moles and birthmarks, it really just left us with her tongue to analyze and find out if that really is indeed her in the vid.

Image courtesy of the Fleshbot.

With the cyberworld on the edge awaiting results of the on going tongue analysis someone found a longer version of the clip, a 49 second one and that put the question beyond doubt.

Its NOT her folks! It's just some random college slut who happens to look like Britney in certain angles. Damn it. So now that she's dumped the cancer and is back on the road to hotness, how long till she begins to look like this again?

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News From Home

A government-linked tabloid in Malaysia suspended an editor Tuesday following an uproar in the Muslim-majority country over his paper's weekend edition on sex.

The Malay Mail announced that Zulkifli Jalil was suspended starting Tuesday as part of an internal review by parent company New Straits Times Press Bhd. into a set of articles on sexual habits of citizens in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's largest city.

The government, through various holding companies, controls the New Straits Times Press Bhd. group of companies, which owns the English-language Malay Mail and its weekend version. About 60 percent of Malaysia's 26 million people are Muslims.

While the country is not ultraconservative and premarital or teenage sex is not uncommon, talking about it in public is still considered taboo.

The English-language tabloid had surveyed 100 people in the country's largest city, Kuala Lumpur, and its immediate vicinity to write an unusually frank article about the sexual habits of the city's youth in its "Let's Talk About Sex" series. It drew an immediate backlash from lawmakers.

The Malay Mail apologized Monday, calling the stories that appeared in its Nov. 4-5 edition "offensive and distasteful." Deputy Prime Minister Najib Razak had said he received endless angry calls over the article, and said such stories could hurt the fabric of Malaysian society.

WTF is wrong with you fuckin conservative bunch of wankjobs i've got as fellow countrymen. Its the 21st century for fucks sake and an editor's gettin suspended over an article which published the results of a sex based survey conducted on malaysians. With the next general elections just under a year away, i'm getting increasingly unfazed with every passing day. There's gonna be no prizes for guessin where my first ever election vote's going to.

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Jessica Biel is Booty-Ful!

J Lo Who? There's a new booty in town, folks. If there's a perfect arse in Hollywood, its Jessica Biel's. She puts the B in Booty!

With a booty like that on show, can you really blame the 2 dudes in the pict above for snapping away? Ever wondere I swear i cant ever remember noticing Jessica Biel having as ass as fyne as this. I know there was all this hype about her a year ago when she was named the sexiest woman in the world but all that hype didnt really catch on, did it. Well if it did, it must have bypassed booty radar which always has always been in pretty good niche and still is.

So how did Jessica Biel, of 7th Heaven fame get herself an arse thats too fyne and too firm to be true? If you're a chic and ure reading this and if you fancy getting the firm on or if you're a dude who'se got a chic with an ass thats phatter than phat, here's what you've got to. Get her along with all her mates to read this fuckin blog and follow em instructions below. Its a tried and tested formula thats sure to work wonders.

What you've gotta do is perform the following exercises 3 times a day, every other day:

Nah, thats not it just yet. Once you're done with the workout's you gotta hit the park or whereever else and walk those bitches. If you aint got 1, head down to the nearest SPCA and get urself one.

And then let the cycle repeat for a good 9-12 months and you'd be at the most 5 years away from a booty as fyne as this:

How lucky's that personal trainer of Biel's. Where do i sign up to become a celebrity fitness instructor?

I suppose thats enough booty talk for the day and its not like booty's all that Jessica Biel's got to offer. She's got a killer bod, to go with that booty of hers. Check out these screencaps from the movies Summer Catch and Stealth.

Hmm oh and guess what, here's the best part she's all el naturale! If having a killer bod and a booty that puts J Lo's so shame aint enough, she's also got a really really long ...

... tongue. Its of little wonder she appeals to both dudes and chics alike.

And its not like she's too shy about it either. If i were chic, i dont think i'd be able to put into words how soaked ill be down there. I'll leave you'll with a gif of her tits which arent the greatest in the world but i sure am glad she did'nt sell out and get implants.