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Only In China

A Chinese professor shocked his students by stripping naked during an art class. Prof Mo Xiaoxin, 56, was trying to emphasise the "power" of the body and to "challenge taboos", according to a Chinese newspaper.

Mo, 56, arranged for four other models, including a man and woman in their seventies or eighties, and a younger couple, to strip naked in front of the class while he lectured. During the class, he also invited students to take off their clothes.

"Professor Mo appeared emotionally excited at the time," the paper quoted a student as saying.
"As he was talking, he undid his belt and took off his pants, and stood naked in the middle of the lecture podium." The naked lecture, at the Institute of Human Body Culture and Arts in Changzhou city, made many of the 30 or so students feel "uneasy", the paper said.

"Some kept their eyes trained on the ceiling, some awkwardly bowed their heads and stared at the ground". Tian Junting, a culture ministry official, said the course was still in a "research phase" and it wasn't yet known whether it had produced "positive or negative effects". "There are no taboos in the field of research, but to do this directly in the course of teaching is obviously not appropriate," he added.

Yeah, im sure wrinkly saggy balls would challenge taboos tho im not sure how they'd 'emphasise' the power of the body. Heh, here's more random picts fresh outta china courtesy of the WuMan.

I'm pretty sure we'd find similar scenes in India as well.

Ali G Vs The NBA

Crouch's 'Wonder Goal'

Check out this vid, complete with Arabic commentary to enhance your viewing pleasure. Now amid all that crazy arabic screaming of allahu akbar, krouch allahu akbar krouch, freeze the vid on 38 seconds.

I dont see what the pool fans are running their mouths over, it fuckin came off his fuckin SHIN! That's it, im fuckin starting my very own Anti Crouch Brigade! Pardon the poor photoshopping. It's all i could muster in three minutes.

Who'se with me on this?

Jennifer Hawkin's Thong Slip

A "wardrobe malfunction" of Janet Jackson proportions left 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins wearing little more than a red G-string after half her gold dress dropped to the floor during a Sydney fashion show. The 20-year-old former rugby cheerleader was modelling the seven-kilogram (15-pound) metallic lace dress at a fashion show for Westfield's shopping centers Thursday when the bottom half snagged on her high heels and fell to the catwalk.

Showing the composure which helped her win the Miss Universe crown in June, Hawkins simply turned on her heels and sauntered back-stage to camera flashes and a few gasps from the audience.

Here's her response to the incident:

I know its old news but i just got wind of it and hence the post. If i never knew about it, im sure you lot didnt catch wind of it as well. Well at least her wardrobe malfunction wasnt as bad as Janet Jacksons ugly assed boob.

Peeing With A View

The Little Superstar

By far the funniest video i've ever found on youtube! My sources tell me its a scene from some crap ass Tamil movie starring some dude called Rajinikanth(sp). You know what, im fucking stumped, i cant tell if that little dude who'se dancing a midget or a kid. Some dude even made a fuckin blog for the lil kid-midget. Check this shyt out!

United 1:0 Benfica - Sweet Sweet Revenge

So here's to our first away win in Europe in 3 seasons. Maximum points from our first couple of Champions League games against the stronger 2 teams in the group and we're pretty much flying into the 2nd round. 2 wins against FC Kopenhaven (sp) home and away, and we're through, exorcising our champions league demons once and forall!

Benfica were the better team in the first half, definitely as we soaked up all the pressure. I'm not sure what Fergie said at halftime but whatever it was, it fuckin worked. We came out with more grit and determination, with players stepping up to the mark, Ronaldo in particular and got the much needed goal. We were always going to step it up a notch, it was just a question of when. We have our strongest defense playing now, with Heinze, Rio Vidic and Neville, with VDS in goal and just give it another couple of games and we'd be having cleansheets, one after another.

We were fucking hapless in midfield throughout the game, scholes and carrick had shockers once again, carrick in particular. He kept breaking up our fuckin attacks instead of prolonging them which his shockingly bad passes. Rooney looked really out of place on the left wing, i've got no idea what Fergie was playing at, opting to deploy him on the left, whatever it was, it did not work out. Perhaps we gotta start with Ole on the right and Ronaldo on the left with both Park and Giggs out.

Ronaldo was our best player out there by a mile, orchestrating all our attacks down the right flank. He was desperate to score, dont blame him tho, especially after his part in last seasons shambolic display against Benfica. He sure had a point to prove, shame he didnt nick a goal for his efforts.

Now that Smithy's back, imagine him, Rooney and Vidic, all em 3 nutters on the same pitch at any given time! Fuck yeah! We'd fuckin instill fear in the opposition even before kick off. Bring on the magpies!

Finally we've got Cynthia Watros who plays Libby and well yeah you guessed it, she's dead as well. She's pretty fugly so i aint gonna post no picts of her! On that note, here's to more hot chicks in Lost come season three which is releasing soon in the states, i hear.

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