Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

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Argentinian Midriffs

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English Midriffs

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Some of the finest abs you'll ever see. As always the brazilians and swedish chicks lead the way.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 6:11 PM,
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This.Is.Old.Trafford's Got Your Back, Ronnie

I've had enough of reading all the anti-ronaldo crap for the past week from both united and non united fans alike and well its gettin rather old now. Trust the english press to make ronnie the scapegoat for englands exit when clearly the english team was'nt good enough and with regard to the incident in question it was clearly rooneys fuckin fault. Here are the facts:

Rooney stamped on Carvalho's balls and then Ronaldo who was a mere meter away came running to his mates aid and protested to the referee. (like any other player would have done in such a high profile match) Rooney took offence and shoved ronaldo and ronaldo didnt react nor retaliate in any way, kept his cool and went on protesting with the ref who immediately sent Rooney off.

Rooney blew his top like always and for some reason, the English press and supporters are not going to villify him as they did to David Beckham in 1998. Are the press afraid of him for some reason? If the blame had to go on someone, its gotta be rooney and not ronaldo. It was his fault and his fault alone. If he wasn't going to be sent off for the stomp, then pushing Ronaldo so furiously was surely going to be the final straw. The referee's now clarified all the doubt and said he sent rooney off for the stamp and not for the shove. Ronaldo in no way pleaded to the referee for a card nor did he go on brandishing an imaginary card with his hands as what most players do these days. He did nothing of the sort.

And then came the dreaded penalty shootout where Ronaldo sent England packing with a rather confidently struck penalty kick. He succeeded where the 3 english players succumbed to the pressure. (Gerrard, Lampard, Carragher) Its funny how one a Chelskian cunt and the other 2 are fucking scousers. Hey, if you're gonna blame someone, for fucks sake blame fucking Lampard for coming up with jack shit in each of the 5 games played.

How here's why I'd like to see him in Old Trafford this coming season.

Ronaldo is a fighter, he fights for the cause of the shirt he wears, just as Heinze does for the argentinians or any other united player does for their respective nations for the matter.

How many players are there who keep getting fouled and booed like Ronaldo and yet do not succumb to the pressure but instead keep getting up after every tackle and keep going at the opposition.

Against the dutch i lost count of the number of knocks ronaldo picked up. First van bommel strucked him and then Boulharuz came in with his studs up right into Ronaldo's thigh. He didnt give up then, looked completely unfazed when most players would have reacted and lost the plot but no, not ronaldo he realized how important the game was for his nation and got on with it. He's got all the attributes thats going to make him a United legend 1 day. I'm sure of it.

When the game is on the knife's edge and the pressures boiling down, only the truly great players have the courage to demand the ball and step up and make something happen to win the game. Ronaldo in my humble opinion is one of those players. Even Rooneys just the same, the same exact qualities. Both have the potential to be great. Both of them possess such fine attributes that most players would be dying to have. How many young players right now have their potential to achieve greatness? How many clubs can have two at the same time?

Over the past three years, Ronaldo has improved in getting his teammates into play. Th
ere will always be the odd indiscretion or poor decision but nobody is perfect. Even Best gets heckled by Charlton when he overindulges himself, but all of us adore Best because he can win matches for the team and with style to boot. Ronaldo has also cut out a lot of his diving when playing for us. Not completely but a lot, Fergie has recognised that, so do I.

I certainly don't expect Ronaldo to be Keano-esque, Giggs-esque nor even Neville-esque. These are the players who are a dying breed who do not play the game for the riches and the wealth but for the love of the game and for the love of the clubs they supported as kids. Their only desire were to play at Old trafford. These days, the vast majority of players have personal ambitions with regards to trophies, money, sponsorships, endorsements and would definitely want to play for a few clubs in perhaps different countries before they hang up their boots. Ronaldo is definitely not 1 of these players and will never be.

Lets look at players like Rooney and Smithy whom both are lifelong everton and leeds fans respectively. They however, left their hometown clubs to fulfill ambitions about winning trophies and hence joined us. That has not deterred them from giving us sub par performances at any point. They always give it their all no matter who we're playing be it their hometown clubs or not. They proffesionals who know 1 thing 1 thing only and thats winning. They fight for our cause now not only cause we're playing their wages but also cause they naturally are fighters and winners, just as Ronaldo is.

Now we can be sure Ronaldo's gonna be massarcred by the fans and press alike once he's back in england but i certainly do hope the united fans do not give him any stick and stand by him as we did with Beckham in 98 and Keane in 2002. Sir Alex sure has to put his years of wisdom and experience to good use now in sorting out the dispute between Ronnie and Ronaldo so that it doesnt have any negative effect in the dressing room and on the pitch.

Now that thats all said and done, if Real Madrids willing to break the bank for ronnie and if they offer a world record transfer fee, id personally drive him down to Madrid. Heh.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 5:20 PM,
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Exclusive: Manchester United Kit 06/07

Looks pretty good if u ask me. The AIG logo could be a wee bit smaller and they could do without the fucking box. Besides its all good, cant wait to get my hands on it. Anyone willing to buy me the latest united kit?

Here's more leaked picts of the kit being modelled.

The official launch is on the 27th of July.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:50 PM,
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World Cup 2006: The Mother of All Lesbian Kisses

Exactly what i had hoped for, topless chicks getting it on. So that settles it then, there is absolutely no way anyones gonna be able to outdo this effort.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 4:19 PM,
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I'm Fuckin Chuffed That The German Cunts Are Out

Its mainly coz the fucking whinging cunt that is Jens Lehmann will never ever get a world cup medal to go along with his non existant champions league winners medal with the gooners! Lol. Suck shit mofo!

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:45 PM,
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England: The Story 1990 - 2006

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:37 PM,
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World Cup Lesbian Kiss #5, #6, #7

Judging from the lesbian kisses we've seen during the world cup alone, if anyones looking for a threesome, your fantasies are bound to come true in sweden!

Oh and here's a powerpoint slideshow comparing the clubbing scenes in Sweden and in the UK. If the world cup lesbian kisses didnt convince you enough, im pretty sure this slideshow would.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 11:13 PM,
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English Fans At Their Very Best

No major footballing spectacle is ever complete without the english hooligans leaving their mark and WC 2006 prooved to be no different.

Tackled By The Red Devil at 3:05 PM,
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Pantsu Getta

Pantsu Getta, a Japanese term derived from the English words "panties" and "get," is the name given to the guys taking part in the online bounty hunt, as well as to the game itself.

A game starts when a woman posts a message announcing that she has hidden some undies in a certain area. Anybody interested in searching for the undergarments can post questions, which the woman can answer, and theoretically provide more specific clues about the location of the lingerie. When somebody finds a pair of panties, they're supposed to report all the details on the same bulletin board so that anybody still searching will know they can stop. On occasion, several pantsu getta will assemble at the same time and search for skids en masse.

How bored must em japs be for them to even think of such gameshows?

Tackled By The Red Devil at 12:44 PM,
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