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The Red Devil's Vs The Black Cats

5 Goals away from the unprecedented. The Milestone of all Milestones. 1000 Premiership Goals in just 14 seasons since the premier league's introduction in the 92/93 season.

....And the Reds go marching On.

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The Top 10 Ways to tell someone their fly is open

Heh. Let's do poor old Koizumi a favour. He sure seems to be at a loss for words. Tho im sure he's more than content allowing Bush to embarass himself in front of the ever watchful media eye. Anyhow, I figured i'd start a caption competition with the above picture. Lemme get the ball rolling with my entry, "Koizumi: i had no idea the bushfires back home were this bad." Leave your entries in the comments section!

So, i'm sure we've all been in Koizumi's shoes before which led me to compile a list of the best ways to tell someone their fly's open.

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. I see you have an opening in senior management.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts!

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Random Video of the Day Sublime Foosball Skills
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If Women Ruled ...

Heh. I sure hope i dont ever live to bear witness to such atrocities.

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What a man would do if he had a vagina for the day

10. Immediately go shopping for cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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21 Reasons Why English is Tough

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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Britney Spears Sex Tape - Out Now

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are worried a steamy home sex video is about to be made public, reports FemaleFirst.com. A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes, allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston and is threatening to release it.

A source told Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.'' During her pregnancy, Britney repeatedly said her sex life was the best it had ever been.

''Sex is crazy good,'' she said.

Spears also raised eyebrows on her reality TV show, Chaotic, after she was shown begging Federline for sex. The Toxic singer, who was not married to Federline when the footage was shot, dubbed the couple's bedroom antics ''so good'' before begging him to let her take the day off from her tour last year ``to just f*** all day.''

This Is Old Trafford gives you exclusive footage. You watched it first on thisisoldtrafford.blogspot.com. Thank me later.

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A1Gp The World Cup of Motorsport - The Eurospeedway

A1 Team Malaysia enjoyed a strong sixth place finish in the Sprint race at the second round of the A1 Grand Prix series in Germany this weekend. The top ten finish was a welcome result however, driver Alex Yoong was unable to capitalise on in the main Feature race, after an incident filled race which left the Malaysian finishing in 16th place.

Alex Yoong took his 18th place grid slot for the German round of the A1 Grand Prix series with high hopes of improving on this position by the end of the 18 lap Sprint race. A superb start by the former Formula 1 star catapulted him to seventh place after the first lap. First lap incidents ahead and consistent driving promoted Yoong to sixth place, a position he maintained until the chequered flag, holding off challenges from behind for a full 13 laps of exciting racing action to bring home valuable points for A1 Team Malaysia in the World Cup of Motorsport.

In the 38 lap feature race Yoong started from his sixth place Sprint race finish position. At the green light Yoong demonstrated his experience and sheer racing grit by storming off the start into second place at the first corner. Handling problems with the car dropped Yoong back down the order in the following laps, settling into sixth place as the race settled down. Pitting for his mandatory stop on lap six, Yoong rejoined in eleventh. A mid race off-track excursion put the Malaysian driver down the order into nineteenth place.

Well done nonetheless Alex. Its another 5 points to our tally, leaving us with 11 points after 2 races, lying in 9th position outta a field of 25 teams. We're the best placed Asian team as well. Malaysian Boleh. Next Stop: Estoril, Portugal.

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Sunday, October 09, 2005

Random Image of the Day

Heh. Its all in the packaging/advertising, aint it? Lol.

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18, 000 Perish in South Asian Quake

More than 18,300 people are estimated to have died in Pakistan, India and Afghanistan as a result of Saturday's magnitude 7.6 earthquake. Those numbers are expected to rise once remote areas of Pakistani-controlled Kashmir and the country's North-West Province are reached. Communication to many of those areas was cut off because of the quake, and landslides have rendered roads inaccessible.

The quake hit Saturday at 8:50 a.m. (11:50 p.m. ET Friday). Its epicenter was about 60 miles north-northeast of Pakistan's capital, Islamabad. It was felt in major cities, including Islamabad and Lahore, and India's capital of New Delhi.

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has described the quake as a "test of the nation".

Help Offered

Both the US President Bush and UN chief Kofi Annan have expressed their concern over the disaster. "The people of the United States offer our deepest sympathies for the loss of life and destruction," said George W Bush in a statement. Mr Annan said he was "deeply saddened by the loss of life" and announced that the UN was sending a team to co-ordinate relief efforts.

UK Foreign Secretary Jack Straw said the government was sending $177,000, along with 60 medical staff, emergency workers and foreign office staff. The US has promised $100,000.

Britain, Japan, Turkey and the United Arab Emirates were among other countries dispatching immediate help, as the sudden official jump in the death toll on Sunday from less than 2,000 to more than 18,000 created a sense of urgency.

The United Nations said it was in contact with Pakistan, India and Afghanistan to help after Saturday's 7.6 magnitude earthquake, South Asia's strongest for 100 years. The Swiss government put an aircraft on standby to fly a U.N. disaster and coordination team to Pakistan, the worst hit of the three countries, where officials said some 40,000 people had been injured by the quake.

Political tensions between India and Pakistan over the Kashmir region took a back seat as Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh called President Pervez Musharraf and offered help. Musharraf thanked him for his offer. The two nations have fought three wars, two of them over Kashmir since independence from British rule in 1947.

Prior Warning

Earthquake - Basics

Quake History

Quake Locator

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Destination Germany

With the latest round of qualifiers under the belt, 24 teams have now qualified for Germany 2006. With the pick of the bunch being, England, the Netherlands and Portugal. 8 places remain up for grabs with a further 5 to be decided in the coming week.

Germany, Argentina, Japan, Iran, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, USA, Brazil, Mexico, Angola, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Holland, Poland, England, Croatia, Italy, Tunisia, Portugal, Ecuador, Paraguay.

The notable's who're absent from the list above are France, Spain and the Czech Republic. Sure hope they come through to make this world cup the best ever yet.

Qualifiers by their respective zones:

EUROPE
Germany (Hosts) *
Ukraine (Debutants)
Holland
Poland
England*
Croatia
Italy*
Portugal

SOUTH AMERICA
Argentina*
Brazil*
Ecuador
Paraguay

ASIA
Japan
Iran
South Korea
Saudi Arabia

CONCACAF (North and Central America and Caribbean)
USA
Mexico
Costa Rica

AFRICA
Angola (Debutants)
Ghana (Debutants)
Ivory Coast (Debutants)
Togo (Debutants)
Tunisia

* Previous Winners