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World Cup Booty

I'd hit em all!

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Notice The Similarities?

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Crouch Is A Fuckin Cheat

Trinidad and Tobago defender Brett Sancho insists his side were robbed of World Cup glory after claiming he was fouled by England striker Peter Crouch when scoring the opening goal in a 2-0 win in Nuremberg.

But pictures broadcast later on German television appeared to indicate Crouch had tugged at the dreadlocks of the Gillingham player before netting. Sancho said: "We are gutted, just gutted with the result. It was really heart-wrenching. The first goal was definitely a foul by Crouch. He was all over my back but we didn't get the decision.

Here's further pictorial evidence:

What a fuckin cunt. If thats not enough get a load of this stat which i nicked off soccernet:

9 fouls in just 2 games! What a dirty cunt. Its the only leaderboard he's gonna ever top all his life.

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The Crouchatron

He missed like 92348485285 fucking chances last night and scored 1 which any fucker with his height would have put away and now he's fuckin god, he's d saviour? No fucking way. By far the most useless fuck in the world cup. Well, anyhow get a load of his misses. Pity i couldnt get my hands on his piss poor attempt of an overhead kick.

Pathetic excuse for a football player.

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World Cup 2006's First Ever ...

... Lesbian Kiss! Fuck Yeah! The world cup just got way better!

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Rio Ferdinand's World Cup WindUp's

David Beckham

Gary Neville

Shaun Wright Phillips & John Terry

Peter Crouch

Wayne Rooney

Heh. Thats some fucking funny shyt. Rio's very own version of Punk'd! Well ive got more respect for Becks now that ive seen that. Him scrambling all the way down the floor of the car to avoid the paparazi. No one deserves to go through that.

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Found: World Cup Babe #2

The Brazilians have delivered yet again! I knew i coulda placed my faith in them in search of more world cup babes!

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Japanese Sex Ed

Well if its Jap, its weird. What more can one say? Check out the other picts in the series HERE.

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Soccernet Headline

Haha. Fuckin genius yanks, they are. Whatever happened to Team USA?

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Japan 1 : 3 Convicts

Well what can i say, the aussies sure lived up to their billing of being the fuckin thugs that they are. Fuckin pommies. Fuckin convicts. The Japs were far more tidy in their play and their build-up and sure deserved to hang on for all 3 points. They only lacked the final ball and for the love of god they need someone who can cross from the right wing. So many chances just went begging.

Australia were workmanlike that is all. Cahill should have been sent off after his first goal for that studs up tackle. He was already on a yellow card and Japan should have been given a penalty and that would have wrapped up the game but no im gonna be stuck reading 20 pages of socceroos crap in the papers tomm.

Australia were piss poor until the 83rd minutewhen Japan just fell apart and lost interest.

Oh and about the 'controversial' Japan goal. It was 100% legitimate. Scwarzer just ran into the Japanese forward, who was looking at the ball at the time, elbowed him in the head and bounced off of him.

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Found! - World Cup Babe #1

Well the tattoo on her lower abdomen says it all. Lets hope we see more of her in the next week! Anyhow, is it just me or does it seem like the cameramen and photographers at this world cup are gay. There's hardly enough footage of chicks in the crowd! lol! Lets hope all this changes come tonight once brazil kick start their campaign!

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Hollywood's Best Boobs

According to a poll in Touch magazine, these are the ten best pairs of boobs in Hollywood. Scarlett Johanssen came out on top followed by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek. Fourth was Halle Bery, Jessica Alba fifth, Tyra Banks sixth, Jennifer Love Hewitt seventh, Rebacca Romijin eigth, Lindsay Lohan ninth and Brittany Murphy tenth.

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One For The Socceroos

Fucking quality ad. I watched it like 3 times in a space of 10 minutes last night during the halftime interval last night and it didnt get old! Cracked me up every single time. Lol.

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