Many Are Called. Few Succeed. Manchester United: Beyond the Promised Land

Manchester United - The Anthem

Fuck Peter Kenyon and Abrahomivic
Fuck you mourinho, you son of a bintch
Fuck kevin keegan and fuck brandon lee
Fuck steve mcmanaman and fuck man city

Fuck leeds united, ure down and ure gay
Fuck norman hunted and fuck eddie gray
Fuck everton and fuck you liverpool
Fuck all you scousers coz manchester rules

Fuck arsene wenger and fuck arsenal too
Fuck all the cockneys, we fuckin hate you
Fuck everton and fuck you liverpool
Fuck all you scousers coz manchester rules

Fuck barcelona and fuck real madrid
Ive loved united since i was a kid
Fuck bayern munich and ac milan
Fuck deportivo and vasco da gama

This song ought to be made an official united anthem! Fuckin awesome lyrics!

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Carling Cup Celebrations

Especially For the United faithful.

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Captain Becks Loses Control

Captain Becks left the Bernabeu after a recent La Liga game with a rather unorthodox standing ovation, not from the fans but one from the inside of his shorts. One can only wonder what brought about the surge of blood to Beck's pelvic region. Well my sources have led me to believe that Beck's was spotted with this months copy of Playboy before the game and well you'd be surprised who was one of their centrefolds this month. Well yeah you guessed it, Rebecca Loos, the FA sexcretary with whom Becks reputedly had an affair with. Yeah, the one that got away. That very, Rebecca Loos.

Well i've refrained from uploading the rest of the images from her playboy shoot due to obvious reasons. Anyhow, if these 3 pictures dont cut it, check the rest of em out HERE!

Well Beck's, you're excused. Forget getting a hard-on, i'd be humping the football with these picts in mind.

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Introducing the O'Donohue's (Of American Idol Fame)

Yeah. They're the hawt twins on American Idol everyone's talking about! Cashing in on their popularity they recently did a shoot with Maxim. Hottest twins to ever graze our tv screens, i must say!

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You Got That Right, Stacy!

Fuck Yeah! Now thats how we're gonna fuck up the opposition!

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Volleyball Asses

Number 9 & Number 12 can spike me anyday! There's only one reason and one reason only why guys go for women's volleyball matches!

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Huge Nuts!

If the picture doesnt prove enough, check out the video! Freaky! Looks like the video's either been shot in Malaysia or Indonesia! Gotta pity the guy who'se gotta help the dude lug his balls around! He's probably got enough cum in there to knock up all the females around in this world we live in!

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The Brazilian Bobsled Team: On The Flip Side

Somehow i dont think thats how bobsled is meant to be done.

The nutty Brazilian team, in a sled dubbed "the Frozen Banana", delivered one of the most bizarre and inept performances of the Games, crashing twice in spectacular style. The most embarrassing incident occurred on their fourth and final run, when the sled overturned and slid upside-down and out of control along much of the course.

Read On

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Random GIF's

Gotta be the best 2 gif's ive ever seen! Fuckin Briliant!

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American Idol V - The Best & The Worst

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Video Sharing at DropShots.com Gotta love the first few rounds of american idol! It sure provides quality laughs! I must say the twins sure are hot.

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ThisIsOldTrafford - Home Of The Carling Cup Winners

1-0, 2 -0, 3-0, 4 Fucking Nil! Hell Yeah!

I havent had the chance to blog much about man utd in recent times so what better way to kick start it all again with us being crowned Carling Cup Champions! It may just be a Mickey Mouse Trophy as Fergie once put but ow well at times like these, any trophy counts! Oh and with news coming in of the new sponsorship deal, all's well again in the Theatre of Dreams.

Despite the takeover, despite the lack of Trophies, despite the "Powershift", despite half the crowd having to travel the length of the country to watch the team, despite our mentally ill manager, despite Fletcher, despite our shite scouts, despite Fergie's tactically inept assistant manager, despite whatever fucking else. We're still the biggest draw card in Europe.

Average domestic attendance's so far 2005/06:
England - Man Utd - 67,843
Germany - B Munich - 65,600
Spain - Barcelona - 64,069
Scotland - Celtic - 58,409
Italy - AC Milan - 54,331
France - Marseille - 40,801

Getting down to the game itself, i must say all 4 goals we're pretty decent with clinical finishing on all em goals but for Saha's where he bundled the ball in on his 2nd attempt, nearly making a mess outta it all and stuffing it up! But yeah 4 -0! So that hardly matters now does it? Haha. Ive got no idea why Ruud was on the bench and on why he wasnt even given a taste of the action after we were 4-0 up. Rumours mongers have been having a field day with most claiming a bust up between Ruud and Fergie. I aint having none of that tho. Ive got a feeling it was merely a tactical decision and one that paid off.

We're a totally different team when Saha plays, when compared to when Ruud plays. I love the pace Saha brings to the game. Ruuds holding up skills are definitely second to no one on the face of this earth! It was nice to see Neville holding up his first trophy as club captain, with many more to come for sure in the coming years. It was also nice to see the entire team sporting tee shirts in tribute to Alan Smith who had the horrific injury a week ago. That was pure class! Now for 1 final charge for the premier league!

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A £60MILLION 4 Year Shirt Sponsorship Deal?

Yeah uh! Now thats what i've been waiting to hear. Vodafone can just fuck off! We're about to sign the biggest shirt sponsorship deal in world football.

Internet poker giants Mansion have tabled a huge £60MILLION four-year offer.

And on the eve of the Carling Cup Final today against Wigan, a United insider confirmed: "Mansion are the front runners. Their offer is a fantastic one and officials here believe the deal should be signed, sealed and delivered before the end of March."

Mansion's £15m-a-year offer to replace current shirt sponsors Vodafone beats Chelsea's £50m five-year deal with electronic giants Samsung.

And it is also £1m more than the current world record £14m-a-year BenQ Mobile pay Real Madrid.

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Starting Young